Adrian Peterson "Case of Emergency"

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  1. nycztonee

    nycztonee Active Member

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    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...briefly-costs-woman-her-job-011411/?gt1=39002

     
  2. Rockefella

    Rockefella Trolls

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    Ma'am real talk... I gotta shit REAL bad
     
  3. CJLang

    CJLang Well-Known Member

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    Probably not nice, but I got a chuckle out of "I never thought in a million years that decision was going to cost me my career," Her career as a third shift McDonalds employee....

    At least she is going to get to resume her "career."

    I know, not nice...
     
  4. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    Ah, the perks of fame.

    I can't even use the bathroom at McDonald's without buying something. This guy gets in after hours. Some folks just have it easy.
     
  5. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    how bad did he have to shit to use a mcd bathroom?i'd rather take my chances in the bushes than use a stall in most of those places
     
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    I thought Adrian Peterson was dying after reading the title.


    Then I saw them making a joke in the first sentence and I thought "What sick fucks"

    Then I realized he wasn't dying, chuckled, and began to type this post.
     
  7. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    I laughed at that too.
     
  8. Green Hurricane

    Green Hurricane Footsteps Falco

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    I tried to walk through an Arby's drive-thru in Kentucky a few years ago. They were freaking out, like it was some great crime for Arby's to give me food without a vehicle. Bastards.
     
  9. MBGreen

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    wait a minute......did she just call her job at McDonalds....a career?







    stay in school, kids.
     
  10. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    In high school I worked in a DD that had a drive through and I took a lady's order who tried to order w/o having a car. I didn't give a shit but my shift manager freaked out and told her to leave.
     
  11. Rockefella

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    Me and my buddy tried to get Wendy's when we were wasted on bicycles. The staff acted like we were planning on blowing the place up.
     
  12. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Yeah fast food places seem to have a huge issue with using the drive thru if you don't have a motor vehicle.
     
  13. PinPointPenning10

    PinPointPenning10 Well-Known Member

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    What I don't get is:

    How long does it take to drive a few blocks? A minute? He couldn't have waited?
     
  14. nycztonee

    nycztonee Active Member

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    Haha. Hence, the title.
     
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    Anyone know if Iggy was in Minnesota this week?
     
  16. MikeDevito

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    a 7 year employee lmao
     
  17. bojanglesman

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    I had to take a massive AP this morning.
     
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    jetsons Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahah this is a classic story....i should pose as AP one time and say i need to shit
     
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    If AP was a Jet, he would be ripped.
     

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