Is Kellen Clemens the new Chuck Norris?

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Sigh.

    Get a load of this guy. Actually trying to have a meaningful conversation. What's up with that.
     
    #21 jetophile, Jul 1, 2006
  2. WesleyWuzTheMan

    WesleyWuzTheMan New Member

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    Yeah, RobA. No one needs your constructive gridiron chatter. Why don't you and Paul Zimmerman go find a room.
     
    #22 WesleyWuzTheMan, Jul 2, 2006
  3. 3lixer.

    3lixer. Active Member

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    Kellen Clemens can beat you in connect 4 with 3 moves
     
    #23 3lixer., Jul 2, 2006
  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Wrong, wrong, wrong! He can "name that tune" in 2 notes!
     
    #24 jetophile, Jul 2, 2006
  5. WesleyWuzTheMan

    WesleyWuzTheMan New Member

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    Wrong! Kellen Clemens can name that tune in zero notes. He tells you what to play, and then you play it.
     
    #25 WesleyWuzTheMan, Jul 2, 2006
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Damn it...but can he juggle ginsu knives, like this? OW!
     
    #26 jetophile, Jul 2, 2006
  7. Jtuds

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    You mean pushing Brooks to be starter? That's ludicrous. I like Brooks alot because he is a gamer and seems like a good guy, but he is a middle of the pack backup at best.
     
    #27 Jtuds, Jul 2, 2006
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    It was Chad who put the laughter in slaughter.
     
    #28 hailmatty, Jul 2, 2006
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Kellen Clemens just changed my flat tire. In Texas.
     
    #29 abyzmul, Jul 2, 2006
  10. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Kellen Clemens' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
     
    #30 BrowningNagle, Jul 2, 2006
  11. jetfaninwisconsin

    jetfaninwisconsin Member

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    that nickname i believe was created by a poster called "george jetson" and what a funny guy he was. this was during the 2004 season when bolly was the 3rd qb and chad and quincy got hurt and bolly came in at arizona and did decent. i always liked bolly since he was a badger but i never had a love affair with him as much as mr. jetson. " From clipboard to canton" :lol:
     
    #31 jetfaninwisconsin, Jul 2, 2006
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Jetson was a pretty funny dude.
     
    #32 abyzmul, Jul 2, 2006
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