Is Woody nuts ?

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  1. MexicanJet

    MexicanJet Well-Known Member

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    I heard he dressed up like Dude Love.
     
    #21 MexicanJet, Dec 9, 2010
  2. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    No he didn't fart. He went to take a shit but when he left there was a long piece of TP dangling from his suit pants.
     
    #22 Barry the Baptist, Dec 9, 2010
  3. allan1

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    Who gives a crap? Only pissy old giant fags..."oh how DARE he wear a Jets hat"
     
    #23 allan1, Dec 9, 2010
  4. BakerMaker

    BakerMaker Well-Known Member

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    How is that disrespectful? The Jets and Giants have been tied together for years in 1 stadium so they were partners hence the representation.
     
    #24 BakerMaker, Dec 9, 2010
  5. rmagedon

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    And the Mara's waited 5 whole years to get back at the Jets...by letting the Dolphins use their indoor complex.

    This is like some Biggie n Pac shit, only less entertaining and no dancing.
     
    #25 rmagedon, Dec 9, 2010
  6. flajetfanson

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    f the giants I went a funeral recently where the persons relative wore jeans
    very poor taste. SO he wore a hat I would take as a sign for the entire franchise.
     
    #26 flajetfanson, Dec 9, 2010
  7. JetRizing89

    JetRizing89 Well-Known Member

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    i heard he was giving out psl brochures at the funeral
     
    #27 JetRizing89, Dec 9, 2010
  8. Jets42long

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    ThAt one is actually true
     
    #28 Jets42long, Dec 9, 2010
  9. Pluvrr

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    Good for him. I hate the fucking giants.
     
    #29 Pluvrr, Dec 10, 2010
  10. FriendlyGiantsFan

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    This is the only part of this story I believe to be true.
     
    #30 FriendlyGiantsFan, Dec 10, 2010
  11. SackExchangeNYJ

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    If only...

    Problem is, I would have the YouTube of it on an infinite loop. I'd never do or watch anything else.
     
    #31 SackExchangeNYJ, Dec 10, 2010
  12. FirstTimeCaller

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    I heard he showed up riding a mule.
     
    #32 FirstTimeCaller, Dec 10, 2010
  13. horsehead

    horsehead Well-Known Member

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    Heard he went all Fireman Ed...stood on the casket spelling J E T S.
    That is pretty low to do at a funeral.

    I hope my friends get on someone's shoulders while standing on my casket.
     
    #33 horsehead, Dec 10, 2010
  14. sec314

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    He wanted to take a dump and not flush but the line was to long, just like the Upper deck in our new palace.
     
    #34 sec314, Dec 11, 2010
  15. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Agreed. Would it have been better if he wore a Giants hat?

    This thread is junc.

     
    #35 TheBlairThomasFumble, Dec 11, 2010
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