To all Dolphin fans

I literally went "oh my god" and started laughing.

 

Lol it is up there with the rainbow dude. The added benefit is those Dolfans will be hypnotized by it and get seizures.

 

If you're going to throw out insults, make sure it's factually fucking correct...

Dolphins aren't gay because they attack the same gendered prey, that doesn't even make any god damned sense.

Dolphins are gay because because they are one of (three?) animals to have sex for pleasure. Thus, they have been known to have sex with the same sex. Baboons and some other variation of chimp are the other two iirc.

 

It was a total joke.

I don't know if I could have gotten less serious. Maybe if I put the text in the Rainbow of that .gif?

 

I'm 96% positive that 97% of the people who yell "gay shark" don't actually know that a dolphin is one of few animals that can actually engage in homosexual intercourse.

 

Speaking of rainbows.

 

You know the insecurity of the fins fan is at an all time high when they need to bust out scientific facts about the mascot to defend their football team

 

I did know that.

I read. I like to learn. I'm above the IQ for a football fan.

 

That was going to be my next post.


I must really have struck a nerve.

 

scientists are fascinated by a dolphin's natural equipment

 

It's almost as if that's the first post of mine that you've read...

 

dolphin fans r by far the stupidest fans in sports

its torture sometimes living in south florida

i had one tell me chad henne is a top 5 qb in the nfl yesterday

 

And how am I defending the dolphins by reinforcing a derogatory slang term used to describe the team.

You guys really boggle me on the logic used.

 

On the Friday before the Dolphins opener I was listening to a conversation between a Dolphins fan and a casual Jets fan.

Casual Jets fan: "How's Chad Pennington doing? Is he still the (Miami) QB?"

Dolphins fan: "Yeah, I think so. He should be playing on Sunday."

 

Half the people in MIami can't speak english. The other half are 90 year olds that aren't even from Miami. Quit picking on immigrants and old people, it's not polite.

 

Lets get fin fans aroused:


Dolphin Porn

 

Adrian Peterson rushed for almost 150 yrds yea great job on Defense LMAO... Minnesota's passing game isnt what it was last year for obvious reason's, so yea great job! You guys lucked out and fell on the ball in the endzone for a TD, Cause your offense wasnt winning that game lol... As common as it is to start off 2-0 can anyone remember that last time the phins started 2-0? hahaha didnt think so

 

Sounds delicious: http://floridakeystreasures.com/keys-recipes/dolphinrecipes.shtml

 

Cmon now, that's as bad as the torn labia joke...