No. This is not fucking soccer. My burly man-voice will suffice as it did against New England last year. I hate those goddamn kazoos.
I'll be at the game on Monday night against the Ravens, and I will attempt to sneak a vuvuzela in. I will be solely responsible for an INT Thank me later.
I would gladly pay way over face for a ticket, simply to have the opportunity to meet you and your silly horn, give one nice "push" in the hopes that your vuvuvuzelala toy finds its way down your throat and out your ass.
Yeah, it would also be great for the drunk ass sitting behind you to blow it in your ear all game. Genius! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080130030645/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Guiness-Brilliant!.jpg
Line it on your leg. I'll also give you about 5 seconds before you get bodyslammed by a pack of drunken Jets fans after blowing that thing.
Can't do it tonight- heading to Home Depot to pick out ceiling tiles. Plus, Route 17 is too far. Can we fight closer to my home on the island? Much more convenient.