Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. tormike

    tormike New Member

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    just like Deion, Revis will be fine once he is on the field
     
    #1121 tormike, Aug 12, 2010
  2. Chrisp22

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    Methinks you just did!
     
    #1122 Chrisp22, Aug 12, 2010
  3. NJrocket24

    NJrocket24 Well-Known Member

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    Our savior is in the desert being tempted by that devil known as neil schwarz. Our savior will refute the advances of evil and return to lead the faithful to glory. The hold of schwarz is strong and it may be some time, but evil will be rebuked. Of this I am sure.

    Tannenbaum the archangel will slay schwarz and cast him off to the depths of hell where he will never return to the florham park offices to lead other poor souls astray in pursuit of false idols and unrestrained greed.




    And your a retard if you post news or your opinion on the holdout in this thread. Theres only 3000 other pages for that.
     
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  4. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Pretty much yeah........I was having a Spiritual crisis. You can understand my wavering confidence in our lord.....
     
    #1124 Miamipuck, Aug 13, 2010
  5. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    This thread has been cleansed with holy water.
     
    #1125 WhiteShoeWillis, Aug 13, 2010
  6. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    thank you. thank you.
     
    #1126 SixFeetDeep, Aug 13, 2010
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    Whoo-boy...
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    Just to things back on track in here.
     
    #1127 guinness77, Aug 13, 2010
  8. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Blessed be the mods who look over this church.

    Praise Be we are saved!!!!!

    MODS=GODS

    That's really really appreciated.
     
    #1128 NDmick, Aug 13, 2010
  9. The Jutty

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    Forgive them for they know not what they do.
     
    #1129 The Jutty, Aug 13, 2010
  10. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Since Woody refuses to do it:

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    #1130 Royal Tee, Aug 13, 2010
  11. Chrisp22

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    I do understand and believe Lord Revis will absolve your sins once the collection plate has been passed around.
     
    #1131 Chrisp22, Aug 13, 2010
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    He WILL come again to pick the living and the dead.
     
    #1132 skoobz2001, Aug 13, 2010
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    I went to Dick's Sporting Goods today hoping Darelle would be on Revis Island, but no luck. The plastic flamingos told me to beat it unless I had fifty million in guaranteed money for their boss.
     
    #1133 Jetcentric28, Aug 18, 2010
  14. Evilla83

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    In Revis we trust!
     
    #1134 Evilla83, Aug 19, 2010
  15. JETSJETSJETS17

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    The second coming is on the horizon.

    In the days coming, our savior will once again be here to give us guidance and forgive our sins.
     
    #1135 JETSJETSJETS17, Aug 23, 2010
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    Revis Christ, your disciples are in waiting for your return. Your presence is needed.
     
    #1136 macbk, Aug 23, 2010
  17. 101GangGreen101

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    I have returned to the Church finally, our Lord I almost lost my faith, but it still remains

    *Does the Revis Rain Dance*
     
    #1137 101GangGreen101, Aug 23, 2010
  18. Chrisp22

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    Can the prophecies be true? Will Revis rise on Wednesday or Saturday?
     
    #1138 Chrisp22, Aug 24, 2010
  19. Miamipuck

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    I have a turtle head poking out.... I am leaving present since he isn't signed already. 1st pew on right look down.
     
    #1139 Miamipuck, Aug 24, 2010
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    careful for the devil women Charity Washington is JUDAS. She hast betrayed our lord, and savior Revis Christ.
     
    #1140 JfaulkNYJ, Aug 24, 2010
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