Jamarcus Russell Nicknames! (Since he's clearly gone now)

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  1. neid92

    neid92 Well-Known Member

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    Report: JaMarcus Russell balloons to 300 lbs.

    JaMarcus Russell has beefed up to 300 pounds, a league source tells Aaron Wilson of the National Football Post.

    Russell was already overweight at 290, so he's sliding in the wrong direction. We'd say his imminent release might motivate the former No. 1 overall pick to get in shape, but history has proven that won't be the case. The "move JaMarcus to right tackle" jokes are coming fast and furious now. If Russell puts on about 20 more lbs., he could play five-technique end in Oakland's new 3-4 sets. Apr. 26 - 11:24 am et
    Source: National Football Post
     
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  3. neid92

    neid92 Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
     
  4. Jam.

    Jam. Banned

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  5. EAF29

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    I would say he could be the next contestant on "The Biggest Loser:Celebrity" but I think you have to show some sort of determination to stop beig a lazy piece of shit to get on that show.
     
  6. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    Jamarshmellow!
     
  7. Dirty6Sanchez

    Dirty6Sanchez Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!!!!



    JaLardass:smile:
     
  8. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    The guy who got Ryan Leaf off the hook.
     
  9. Passepartout

    Passepartout Active Member

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    Marcus the Bust perhaps?
     
  10. Chrisp22

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    Offensive Guard?
     
  11. Rockefella

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    The Raiders should seriously put him in at Defensive End next season.
     
  12. Miamipuck

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    LMAO is that photo-shopped?
     
  13. mystikol

    mystikol New Member

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    He's a "celebrity" like Andrea Yates is a celebrity.
     
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    guinness77 Active Member

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    no, not at all.
     
  16. Jets80win

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    Jamarcus Bustell
     
  17. guinness77

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    JaBustus. simple and to the point.
     
  18. bloke911

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    JaBarfus

    The Great Fat lie!
     
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    Lazy Fat Bastard seems about right.
     

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