He's announcing Mark Sanchez will be traded to OAK for a pair of socks and Kelly Clemens will be the starting QB for the season.
More news on the forgotten announcement: http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2010/04/jets_reach_multi-year_training.html
As stated above^^^^^^ It's to announce the deal with Cortland, not rocket surgery here. I would hate to be the guy operating on those rockets.
I like the idea of the Jets being away at Cortland again. I was there last year, and I'm sure it'll be extremely difficult for guys like Holmes to get into trouble out there.
Bmarshall signs tender. Jets trade Jericho Cotchery, and 4th round pick for BMarshall. jets WR Brandon Marshall, Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes. Jets then bring back Bret Favre(with bionic arm), and sign Jason Taylor. Finish the season 19-0. :drunk: