Repost: Why I hate my Mother-In-Law

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by DeathByJets, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. RunLeonRun

    RunLeonRun Active Member

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    I could never watch a playoff game after knowing it was over.

    You should have just canceled your flight and changed it.

    I can't imagine how terrible I'd feel if that was me. But then again I would never put myself in that situation.
     
  2. nycztonee

    nycztonee Active Member

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    Well do the very opposite to her.

    Record a lottery drawing on TV. Go out and buy the lottery next day with the winning numbers of the previous drawing, and give that to her as a gift. Put in the recording on TV and tell her the drawing's getting ready to come up.

    It'll be awesome as she sees each number match the ones on the lottery ticket, believing that she had just won $130 million dollars.
     
  3. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    your mother in law sounds like my grandmother. of course she never pulls shit on the grand kids but i have heard enough stories to know she is one selfish bitch. i could so see her doing this. awesome story by the way even though it was pretty shitty for you.
     
  4. RunLeonRun

    RunLeonRun Active Member

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    Stop watching playoff games on delayed time! That will solve all your problems!

    I'm getting nervous just listening to your stories and how awful I'd feel if I were you.
     
  5. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    I normally don't but we needed to feed the kids (and my son wanted to watch), so we paused at halftime, ate and just skipped through commercials in the second half. This week will be live.
     
  6. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather she just get hit by a bus.
     
  7. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, that's rough man.

    Good thing there are no Petes this time around.
     
  8. IrishSteveZ

    IrishSteveZ New Member

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    Great post! Sad story!

    They are going to take all the pain away this Sunday! Enjoy the game and we're going to do this! I BELIEVE IN REX!!
     
  9. deef

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    You should have a tombstone in the sig that says "MOTHER IN LAW"
     
  10. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    DBJ, your mother in law will die before the Jets win the SB....

    Guess what?!


    You mother in law is going to die next monday.


    I hope people laugh at this. I've been drinking.
     
  11. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ hahaha!

    the more recent path to getting unwanted game info is dam txt msgs from freinds. if i have to wait to watch the game, my phone goes OFF.
     
  12. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    The very least you owe that sour bitch is 2 days chained to the WC, sponsored by exLax :wink:
     
  13. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    your wife should have never tried giving you the phone.my wife would have never tried giving me the phone. she is very understanding of my psychotic behavior towards my team.

    if we have conflict of interests i tivo the game and do the family thing first. then my wife will be like a mother to its cub and protect me from all scores, familly members and jerkoffs trying to ruin it for me.
     
  14. BleedingGreene

    BleedingGreene New Member

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    Just horrible. I was even more disappointed when it became clear that she's still alive.
     
  15. Namath2Kolber

    Namath2Kolber New Member

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    I was wondering why we lost that game. Thanks a lot, DBJ's mother-in-law.
     
  16. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:

    win
     
  17. tpjets62

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    It took a long time to get over that nightmare, without any personal drama. That would seal the deal on that relationship..........
     
  18. lude

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    Am I the only one amused by "Mrs DbJ"
     
  19. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm.....maybe I should start introducing her that way at parties.
     
  20. WesWalker85

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    What kind of dope gets married during the football season?
     

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