Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Revis Christ currently leads the NFL in pass deflections.

    Praise be.
     
  2. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Hallelujah!! Praise Revis!


    Amen!!!
     
  3. nyjetsrule

    nyjetsrule Active Member

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    great for revis, but for the life of me that stat bothers me in a way.... I would think the people who get thrown at the most often would lead the league in this because they have the most oppurtunities.

    Yet Revis leads the league through 7 weeks, what is he deflecting 75% of passes thrown his way? That is down right nasty, how can anybody say he is not the #1 corner in the league?
     
  4. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    O Lord Revis. Please send your blessings to our once cast away star Justin Miller. Do this, and rebuild him in your image.

    Amen.
     
  5. Kenny

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    revis gets throws his way because he covers the best reciever all game.. you cant avoid him, everyone else plays one side of the field
     
  6. BADMOO

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    O Mighty Revis, as I prepare to visit your holy temple this last time, I ask that you share your gifts with all your fellow JETS, and smite the wicked Dolphins. Smite them early, smite them often!

    In the name of the Offense, the Defense, and the Special Teams...A-Revis
     
  7. finfan23

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    Did he play today? good thing Ginn was busy on speical teams. He should have played offense more but he was soooo darn tired after running 200 yards for 2 touchdowns
     
  8. rhodesfan16

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    All Praise Revis Hallow Be His Name
     
  9. Kenny

    Kenny New Member

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    isnt that the whole point of a the corner.. too not even know there on the field?
     
  10. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    another walk in the park for Revis Christ.

    praise be.
     
  11. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    On the 8th week the lord said let there be Revis. And it was good.
     
  12. rhodesfan16

    rhodesfan16 New Member

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    How does one celebrate the great and powerful revis during a bye week?
     
  13. 624

    624 Banned

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    He will allow the same amount of catches this week as he will any other week....so worship the same way.
     
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  14. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    he gets a Sunday of rest.
     
  15. RunLeonRun

    RunLeonRun Active Member

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    at least the one bright spot of the D continues to play well

    dont think revis allowed a catch today

    they picked on lowery all day
     
  16. Jam.

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    Revis is such a monster, easily my favorite player. He's the only guy who could actually tackle MJD, and saved a touchdown
     
  17. redneckjet

    redneckjet New Member

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    This pretty much ENDS OUR SEASON
     
  18. Jam.

    Jam. Banned

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    What an original thought. You should make a thread.
     
  19. 624

    624 Banned

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    Praise Revis Christ for allowing 0 catches and not missing a tackle. Step aside Nnamdi, step aside.
     
  20. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    Praise be.

    Oh Lord, please smite the heathen Moss, false prophet of the pagan Patriots.
     

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