Tagliuabue would have worked to change a by-law to allow the Donald to own the Jets in this scenario. Tagliabue gets a nice Bentley from an anonymous donor soon afterwards. Rumors ensue. This is the Donald's New York Poker Chips here, they know how to pay back a favor.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth would be the defensive coordinator. In case you don't know who that is, it's this crazy bitch.
Trump would have made a terrible owner for the Jets. No way could his hair survive the winds at the Meadowlands.