What will happen first?

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Which will happen first?

  1. Vernon Gholston will be invited to the Pro Bowl

    34 vote(s)
    29.6%
  2. The New York Jets will win the Super Bowl

    24 vote(s)
    20.9%
  3. A comet will destroy our planet.

    57 vote(s)
    49.6%
  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Handbags have been a good accessory in completing women's outfit. There are a wide variety of handbags that come in different styles, designs, materials, colors and sizes. These accessories have great significance because of their versatility features. Both men and women carry bags, however, it is just well-known that women use them more than men. Furthermore, handbags are also use to create a fashion statement. Different designs and styles are born each year. Celebrities and popular TV icons are often the first to try trendy handbags to complete their looks.Different variety of handbags were basically designed for different purposes. And to make it widely available to everyone, such fashion accessories are now available in different variety of designs, styles and colors to incorporate with different wardrobes. This is the reason why almost all women have 3-5 different types of handbags in their closet
     
  2. Denny

    Denny Active Member

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    Am I in the twilight Zone. But, definitely more compelling than any current Jets news. Was Sanchez spotted wearing some womens apparel?
     
  3. MBGreen

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    Since Jesus is a Pats fan.....the comet was the logical choice.
     
  4. Mr Electric

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    Why isn't squirrel toucher on the list?
     
  5. Br4d

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    Man, that was a tough one. Odds on a comet hitting the earth over the next century - somewhere over 100,000,000 to 1, if you throw in large asteroid which might do the same thing you get more reasonable odds of about 70,000,000 to 1. Odds on the Jets winning the Super Bowl in that span? Probably much better... Odds on Gholston going to a Pro Bowl? Incalculable and probably equivalent to the odds he is selling Life Insurance in Manhattan, Kansas on January 1st 2013. I had to add in the location, profession and date to get the odds to balance out right. ;P
     
  6. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    lol what the hell abyz?
     
  7. sozopol

    sozopol Well-Known Member

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    This thread got a LOT less confusing once I noticed the poll at the top.
     
  8. tom spicer

    tom spicer New Member

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    Comet all the way.
     
  9. DHarris52

    DHarris52 Active Member

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    I vote that abyzmul takes 3 months unpaid leave from TGG.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Your vote doesn't count.
     
  11. Denny

    Denny Active Member

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    Fuggin A. I hit submit and waz like......o it's a poll. Still, we have some insight into Abyz's world.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Yisman

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    Some people aren't in on the reference, evidently. :)
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If everybody was in, there would be no out.
     
  14. JetFanInPA

    JetFanInPA Well-Known Member

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    :lol:

    This is an interesting question... But I went with the comet without a question. Although maybe the whole 2012 thing will do it.
     
  15. JetsYankeesThrylos

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    Hahahahahahahahaha, that's awesome I hate that asshole!
     
  16. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    Men have a lot of shit to carry around too.

    That's why I always just lugged one of these around until I turned 17.
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    Once I turned 17 and got my license, my parents chipped in half the money on one of these.
    [​IMG]

    While I have gotten plenty of rude comments from people (probably jealous of how much space I have for all my shit), I have never been accused of being gay.
     
  17. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    Ur gey.

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  18. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    Yeah I totally asked for that one.
     
  19. The Dark Knight

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    I voted Pro Bowl. Many different players could invite him to come watch after they are selected.
     
  20. Firemangini Ed

    Firemangini Ed New Member

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    I don't know enough about astronomy to really be sure about this but I voted for the Super Bowl.
     

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