Dirty Dirty Sanchez I mean, really, I am happy for the kid. But, I think it's time to play football. All the glamour of NY will fade away in a New York minute if the kid does not take over the division and win the SB. http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/entertainment/fashion/flirty_sanchez_169939.htm FLIRTY SANCHEZ JETS QB LOOKS MORE LIKE AN ELIGIBLE RECEIVER WALKING sex has a new name, ladies. And that name (although, really, who even needs that?) is Mark Sanchez, the succulent new All-American quarterback for the Jets who was boldly snatched in a surprise draft move last month. Only 22 years old, the Latino hottie is bona fide cougar bait as he prances around in a "Baywatch"-style spread in the new June issue of GQ. The racy pictorial features the young star romping around topless, in swim trunks and ever so gently (yet firmly!) grasping one lucky lady. Don't care about football? Something tells us now you will. SANCHEZ'S STRANGE CELEBRATION BEARS CONSIDER BURRESS SANCHEZ'S NYC PARTY GUIDE Those eyes. Those abs. Those arms just begging to ... toss a football. It's official, Tom Brady: You've just been out-Tom Brady-ed. "GQ is all about the young, the good-looking, the quarterback who has the whole world in front of him," observes Brandon Steiner, CEO of Steiner Sports Marketing, who had nothing but praise for the bold magazine move. "Tom Brady's getting a little older. He's becoming the veteran. He's going to be doing some more insurance-type commercials pretty soon." Or, chin up, Tom -- there's always Quaker Oats. Says marketing powerhouse Kelly Cutrone, CEO of p.r. firm People's Revolution, this delicious young piece of eye candy is looking out for his own brand, and who would blame him? "Times are tough, and even the hot boys have to sell out," she says. "He's not in GQ to sell tickets to a football game. I don't think a guy is going to see that and say, 'Wow, I want to buy season tickets.' " No. But their wives and girlfriends will see it, and think of plenty of things. None of which involve football. "Obviously, he's looking to do some deals, and he's probably going to get them," Cutrone says. "But it's hard to make it as an athlete who is a household name. We're lucky if we know two or three." And as luscious as his spread may be, all the tastemakers aren't convinced Notes Jeffrey Jah, one of the owners of nightclub 1Oak, "My personal take on athletes is that I admire them as sportsmen, but it's the select few that actually have the je ne sais quoi for the scene. I think if we see him in W or in Interview or in Vanity Fair, then we can talk." A lot of it depends on his next move, experts say. Cutrone's advice? "Do 'Oprah,' " she says. "Then 'Ellen.' And they can fight over you and then ultimately he can join Scientology or kabbalah and start back over again." But until then -- we'll be studying our X's and O's.
Well you know this makes Woody happy. I don't care. In fact, as long as we're winning and he plays well, I welcome it because it garners more attention to the Jets.
This is only the beginning. Imagine if he wins us a super bowl, he'll be bare-assed across a billboard in times square.
If he wins us a Superbowl the kid can do Taco Bell ads wearing nothing but a green and white mink stole for all I care.
Namath was wearing panty hose, fur coats, doing shaving commercials, broadway, drinking 'till dawn with models and playmates. Once you win the SB, it doesn't matter........ Sanchez has some catching up to do. It's the offseason, let him bang bimbos until camp starts
i dont mind at all...at least we have a guy on our team that graces a cover of a magazine...before no one would even sniff a page
Chansi Stuckey can appear in the ad with Sanchez. Mark is seen tossing him a football in the Taco Bell parking lot yelling, "Don't Drop The Chalupa, Chanci!"
THE SELLING OF MARK SANCHEZ (and PSLs)... DAVID HASSELHOFF AT QB "OH, MARK! I JUST LOVE YOUR BIG, THICK PSL PACKAGE..." "WHEN SHOTTY WANTS YOU TO HAND-OFF, LEAVE IT TO ME..."
Notice that it doesn't mention him going out and spending all of his time at the nightclubs. I can understand a few photoshoots, at least right now, but I guarantee they're not Mark's idea. He's not going to be out at the clubs every night, which is a big part of why it says those tastemakers are unconvinced. Make no mistake, he's all about playing football. They're trying to make the guy Matt Leinart, and the two couldn't be more different. Fuck articles like this. Gay.
Well, for those that wanted the opposite of Brett Favre, it looks like you got it here -- at least in this respect. No Wranglers in those shots. This guy is definitely a better fit for the NY "state of mind" than Favre was. ON the field? Who knows? The guy only played a bit over a dozen games at USC, then went pro against the advice of his coach that he wasn't ready. This "charisma" & "image" is what many of you were looking for, based on all those February polls, so I'm glad for you that you're getting it.
