Top 10 reasons why Terrell Owens would be a bad fit for the Jets: 10. There's room for only one clown on the receiving corps - David Clowney. 9. He'd publicly lobby for Brett Favre, calling him a warrior and saying the Jets would be undefeated if they had him instead of (fill in the blank). 8. He'd rip Fireman Ed, demanding that he replace his famous "J-E-T-S!" cheer with "T-O!" 7. He'd embarrass the organization by confiscating a flag from a member of the Jets' Flight Crew and parading around the field to celebrate a touchdown. 6. He'd be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance, but his publicist would deny it was a suicide attempt, saying, "Terrell has 25 million reasons to be happy." Asked to comment, GM Mike Tannenbaum would say, "We don't discuss contracts." 5. He'd anger Bart Scott, resulting in ... VIOLENCE! 4. He'd mock Bill Belichick during a touchdown celebration, hiding behind the goal post and holding the ball to his face like it was a video camera, as if he were secretly taping the game. (Wait, the Jets might actually enjoy that stunt.) 3. He'd run into the field-level restaurant in the new stadium (in 2010), looking for popcorn but settling for caviar. 2. He'd throw a snow ball at Shaun Ellis, causing an all-out brawl. 1. He wouldn't know which quarterback to cry over. http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/jets/2009/03/why-dont-jets-want-to-lets-cou.html
Reason 11 - someone would have to clean my brains off the bathroom wall and seriously, who wants to do that.
anyone who would mock billy jr, expecially after the jets kick his ass, is a hall of famer in my book. why can't the jets attract players that would rock our world, raise hell in 'script' clubs, shoot ppl, hire party barges with ho's, AND really piss billy right the hell off?????? garuanteed the first TD that TO catches at Gillette Field, he pulls out a gillette razor and shaves his ass. i would give up my season tics to see that shit. edit: let's keep it FUN!!!
This was mildly amusing, kind of like watching an ant swim around in the toilet right before you flush it. Cimini should stick to his day job of stirring up controversy where there is none and or writing about stuff you can find here three days prior.
