3D Stadium Tour

sure...rub it in considering most won't be in the stadium this is the best we can do.

 

This was posted 2 weeks ago

 

Not really that cool when you attach a price to the seats. The seats are farther away from the field then the old stadium. They should blow it up and start over. What a disgrace

 

As a current season-ticket holder, let me show you exactly what my view will be of the new stadium:



PSL: $0
Ticket: $0

Eat it, Woody.

 

awright! welcome to my world, permanent front row seats for free!! took you long enough:beer:

 

I think I'd like to buy a PSL from you rather than Woody.

I'll give you a case of beer and I'll pay you $15 per seat for your Club Seats, but I expect to get some free Nachos and dip for that in your Lounge.

 

You need to hide those cables for me to pay for those seats.

 

I've secured them, they're much neater now. That pic was when I first hung the TV, part of a before/after thing.

 

Am with you on that one. I go to games every now and again but nothing beats sitting in front of my 65" HD-tv with sunday ticket. So i can enjoy not just the jets game but every single game on sundays...


Oh and get shitfaced and not have to worry about driving after the game.

 

A few feet to the right is a sliding door to the deck with a charcoal grill. We can do better than nachos, man--the tailgate experience without freezing your ass.

 

Awesome.

Where's the beer fridge? I see you also have a ceiling there, you know, to keep yourself sheltered from the elements.

F*CK. I see the only problem. No cup holders!!!! Bet you don't have a smelly urinal there either, or obnoxious Fish, or Pats fans.

 

Shit - Forgot to ask the most important question:

What color are the seats?:rofl:

 

Nice job then.

 

I asked that silly question. They are grey so neither team is represented.

 

In IS's house, I'm looking for green and white seats and I want front row. Aisle wouldn't be bad either.

So I'm willing to up my PSL's to two cases of Corona 24's, seeing as how we get to tailgate on the grille outside.

I'll mail you my 3 seat preferences by my Jets due date, which is Feb 25th.

 

Cool. I'll work on getting some "flight crew" in house, maybe install a pole. :up:

 

Now you're talking. Even Woody's highest PSLs don't include lap dances.

I feel like sending in my "preferences" today and down at the bottom where it wants you to "indicate any additional requests or needs," I should tell him, "Hey Woody, I'll pay your PSLs but you gotta throw in lap dances from the flight crew, otherwise I'm going over to Italian Seafood's place."

 

To steal the line from Steve Somers, we'll call it "Gate DD".