Off the field next year.. Cowboys? Terrell Owens gets reality show 4 hours, 23 minutes ago * Buzz up! 5 votes * Print DALLAS (AP)?Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show. The Dallas Cowboys? controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field. VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.?s best friends and publicists?Monique Jackson and Kita Williams?will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as ?matchmakers and therapists? for Owens. Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO?s ?Hard Knocks? that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.
You've got to be fukking kidding me...No matter, it still won't be enough for this guy. He'll see his own reflection in the camera lens and scream, "Hey, who dat? There's only room for one of us!" Then he'll realize it's still only him, but break the camera screaming it's trying to steal his soul and nobody does that to TO. Then he'll freak out and break the life size bust he has of himself (he really has one) and accuse it of being better friends with Witten and Romo and how it betrayed him and left him out, wah. Then he'll go out and start doing pushups in a catsuit in his driveway for the media, but passes out because he accidentally ate a bottle of pills and has to get raced to hospital to get his stomach pumped. Then he comes back the next week and denies it was a suicide attempt but nobody really loves TO. 'Re-examine his personal life'. Re-examine my ass. I'll give him credit that he doesn't get in trouble with the law or rough up women, but his pathology is so old already, the only thing that would entertain me is if he really had an INVENTIVE meltdown and made it worth my while.
This is awesome. We get to watch a total narcissist destroy himself on cable TV with hip music in the background.
Is he really that bad? I watched all Cowboys games and some of the points he made were true. He does like some attention but guess what? Media will tear you apart if you ask for a little attention.
Yah, he really is. A little attention? HAHAHA. Look at his track record at every team he's ever been on. It always deteriorates for the same reasons. If 99 people out of 100 tell you your hair is sticking up, chances are, your hair is sticking up; but it NEVER has anything to do with him. According to him. Death, taxes, & TO throwing a tantrum and creating disunity. If I could only invest in that puppy. The only thing I can say he cried about this season that had a kernel of truth to it was the 'I'm not getting ball'. But let me clarify. On a few occasions that he pissed and moaned, he was open - but big deal. He should learn to shut up, can his "professional" jealousy (which is anything but), and stop LOOKING for reasons to create a general problem.
