...looking at your lotto ticket and seeing your numbers in the paper! Then quitting your job, emptying your nest egg for a Porsche, eBaying away your t.v. and computer...Then seeing the same paper with an apology that the numbers were all misprinted, and they should all actually be one digit higher each. ...spilling McDonald's coffee in your lap, repeatedly. ...being an altar boy in a Catholic church. (Yes, I'm Catholic. :wink ...going to the hospital to have your tonsils removed, and coming out a woman. (I have too much time on my hands...)
Being a Jets fan is like when your driving and you see a really bad car wreck on the side of the road. You know that you shouldn't REALLY slow down and STARE at it but, you find that you cannot stop yourself from doing it anyway.
Being a jets fan is like sitting in the waiting room at the doctors office waiting and waiting for the doctor so he can renew ur prescription of vikes to make u feel good....then when the reseptionist finally calls ur name u walk up there with a smile on ur face only to learn that ur doctor has cancelled all his oppointments and u should come back next week
Being a Jets fan is like having that old lady who used gave the huge candy bars out on Halloween throw three pennies into your bag and slam the door in your face. Over and over and over again. On a side note, that did happen to me when I was like 7.
Agreed. ...is like my grandmother getting anally raped while having sugar poured down my gastank...she's dead and I drive a lawnmower.
Its like being the family dog during the family dinner just waiting for the table scraps but then you remember it only happened once . So many years you dont remember what it taste like .
it is like having this girlfriend that you love so much and you are willing to give her everything you can and to be with her everyday, but then you go through a lot with her and then you just find out that you are going nowhere with her and she leaves you and you have to start all over again.
Nice analogies. Frankly, to me its like rooting for a historically shitty football team.... ... that will win a SB in 3 years.
...is like going to the local pizza place, seeing the slice with the bubbles and telling the mook behind the counter which slice you WANT (good example, Warren Sapp) and having him point to every slice EXCEPT the one you want (Kyle Brady), while asking "uhhh, which one - this one?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98&search=jets draft blunders
...taking a really great dump. You know the ones. That "beer and tacos" one. Then getting up to find that there is more blood in the toilet than stool. ...being 13, taking care of some personal business in the bathroom, and only realizing you forgot to lock the door when your mother opens it. ...watching a great porno, then just as you are about to finish yourself off, you recognize the main actress. Then you realize it's your sister. ...losing your virginity in 6th grade, in school, to the janitor. ...enjoying the best steak of your life, then biting your tongue, with half of it left, then realizing after the next bite that you put a little too much hot sauce on it. (I'm starting to disturb myself...)
Like working a 12 hour shift after which you are ready to take your dream vacation. Only to find out that your flight is canceled, your hotel has been swallowed by a tsunami, you declined the travel insurance, and your date isn't bothered because she is packing to leave with your boss.
Here is a quote from comedian Artie Lange (Giants Fan). "One of my uncles was a Jets fan. He gave up his loyalty for the Jets when he got married. After ten years of marraige he left his wife and became a Jets fan again -- He realized that in the end -- that The Jets will F**k you a lot more than your wife."
