Wish list...

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Heavy Metal Thunder, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    Since everyone on here seems to have a wish list I figured I'd try to start a thread where we can all post our wish list. Here's mine....

    I want......

    The Pats to lose...

    The Ravens to lose...

    The Jets to win only because the defense over-rules Sutton and makes their own defensive play calls on the field a la Lawrence Taylor.

    Chad to get picked off 5 times and get benched, get released by the Dolphins, picked up by the Jets again in the offseason and let him compete with Clemens and Ratliff next year to back up our new QB Donovan McNabb ...

    Next year's backup QB competition to be headed by new HC Bill Cowher and new OC Josh McDaniels.

    Cowher and McDaniels also agree in training camp that Clowney is their new #1 WR because he has the speed and deep threat ability to be the next Randy Moss. Cotch stays at #2, Coles can compete for the #3 spot with Smith and Stuckey.

    New DC Rex Ryan instills a culture of aggression and toughness in our defense. He also tells Gholston and Pace that the words ?pass coverage? are no longer part of their vocabulary and that they will be part of the 5 or 6 guys constantly rushing the QB.

    The Johnson & Johnson company buy the naming rights to the new stadium and decide to just call it Jets Stadium.

    2009 the Jets win the Super Bowl and when the reporter runs on the field and says ?Shaun Ellis you just won the Super Bowl what are you gonna do now?? Instead of saying he?s going to Disneyland he says ?Smoke a big ass fattie cause I was motivated to stay clean all year by the new CS?.
     
  2. Penning10toColes

    Penning10toColes Active Member

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    I should've stopped reading at the QB section, but I ended up keeping with it until you list Clowney as your first choice for #1 WR.
     
  3. kevmvp

    kevmvp Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha me to.
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My Wish List:

    A 'Delete this thread' button.
     
  5. Johnny Rico

    Johnny Rico New Member

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    Superbowl 43.
     
  6. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    I know my post is absolutely ridiculous. I'm saying what if you could script ANYTHING, and have it come true. I guess I should have made it more obvious that I wasn't trying to be realistic.
     
  7. Penning10toColes

    Penning10toColes Active Member

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    That's the point: You could have written anything, and you come up with the McNabb-Clowney connection. This board has really gone nuts in the past 25 hours in a really unhealthy way.
     
  8. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    haha I guess you're right... After reading 4 pages of serious posts about doom and gloom I was just trying to have a little fun.
     
  9. nyjcanada

    nyjcanada Active Member

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    ive been thinking this for a while now
     
  10. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    I have one of those. But I don't want to use it becuase it'll mean JoeJet will come back from the shadows
     
  11. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    My wish list, Woody Johnson moves this team to another planet, with different logo and colors, so I dont have to go through this bullshit anymore.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Isn't he busy swimming in golden dubloons?
     
  14. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Either that or trying to 'pick up' members from here.
     
  15. I hate Revis

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    Either Rex Ryan or Cowler! Their are even college coaches I will take like the Iowa coach or Pete Carroll. Having Herm Edwards and Manginna is really been rough!
     
  16. Jaded Green

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    If Chad throws 5 pics how many will Favre have 15?

    Why would Chad be a back up? He has his team in position to win and win the division, if anyone should be a back up it's Brett and not Ratliff either.
     
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  17. Heavy Metal Thunder

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    Chad is a great QB and I feel he should have made the pro-bowl over Favre. People are taking my post the wrong way. I was just trying to paint a fantasy world scenario where our organization would look like geniuses that knew what they were doing all along.
     
  18. LoyalJetsFan

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    Geez...I'd just settle to see Mangina get his fat ass thrown out the door.
     
  19. JetMonkey

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    Coordinators: Josh McDaniels (OC), Romeo Crennel (DC)
    Players (FA): Bart Scott, Dunta Robinson, Shane Lechler

    I want to see Coles out the door. Trade him, cut him, take him out back and Old Yeller him. DO SOMETHING.
     

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