O, we don't give a damn for the New England Patriots The New England Patriots, the New England Patriots We don't give a damn for the New England Patriots, the New England Patriots We love the New York Jets...J-E We love the New York Jets...T-S O, we don't give a damn for the New England Patriots The New England Patriots, the New England Patriots We don't give a damn for the New England Patriots, We love the New York Jets! JETS! JETS! JETS!
Well if the optimism flying around the board didn't jinx us this thread just did. Maybe if we bust out every form of jinx possible it'll all negate itself and we'll win in blowout fashion.
Cassel you're just a boy, tryin' make a big noise Playing in New England, Thurs-days a big game You got Kris Jenkins in your face Sacking you is Calvin Pace We're coming to Gillette to take first place! We will we will beat you! [New England!] We will we will beat you! [New England!] Belichick you're an old man cheating man Taping our games, this time you're not gonna' win We got Favre on our team Ty Law is now back in Jet green The way our D' plays, it's just straight up mean! We will we will beat you! [New England!] We will we will beat you! [New England!] Tom Brady you're an injured man a single man May miss the '09 season which is just fine with us Our O-Line is fixed So fear the T. Jones and Leon mix Better watch out, Elam wants another pick-6! We will we will beat you! [New England!] We will we will beat you! [New England!] - by The Future, finished at 8:01 PM, Tuesday, November 11th, 2008. I got lazy towards the end (with the Brady verse, but whatever).
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker You´re a cocksucking, ass-liking, uncle fucker You´re an uncle fucker, yes it´s true Nobody fucks uncles just like you Fuck your ficking face, uncle fucker You´re the one that fucks your uncle uncle fucker You don´t even sleep or mow the lawm You fuck your uncle all day long (what´s going on in here?) Shut you´re fucking face, uncle fucker You´re a boner bitting bastard, uncle fucker You´re an uncle fucker, i must say You fucked your uncle yesterday! Uncle fucker, that´s u-n-c-l-e, fuck you! Uncle fucker! Suck my balls! J-E-T-S edit: Just to clarify, this wasn't directed at anyone, it's just my idea for the fight song.