"Let's don't get this thing twisted, OK. When you do that, you get this. When I said we've got to get younger, that doesn't mean I don't like veteran football players. The one thing I do is tell the truth, OK? Let's get that right. And maybe some people can't accept it. Don't get it twisted."
Heeheehee, here's part of the Michael Vick nonsense he spewed before we played Atlanta in 2005: "Ever go in the alley and in the alley it's you and a black cat? Try to catch the cat? Pretty hard, pretty hard. Looks good at first, and then he starts running around and before you know it, you trip over yourself."
"If you look at camp and really study it, you'll know that it's a different camp for Curtis Martin than it was last year, ... He's had less this year compared to last year. The numbers are very different. These are things you don't consider that I do consider. That's why I'm the head coach and you do what you do." :rofl2:
haha No Herm, I've never gone into an alley and tried to chase a black cat. Who does that? Why would you chase a black cat in a dark alley herm? And why does it look good at first?
January 2005: "I am the Good Humor Fairy." November 2006: "I was not the Good Humor Fairy that week."
"Enjoy the Kool-Aid. Make sure nobody pours any poison in your Kool-Aid today. If they don't like it, too bad. Enjoy your Kool-Aid, men." ^Hey, wasn't riding the rides at Disneyland and being at the amusement park also part of that gem? "We didn't back into anything."
"Around this place, you better be excited. Why shouldn't you be? We won 10 games. The rule says, this is how it works. Teams that win the games, you get to go."
"New England has done a great job of continuing to win and that is why they are who they are." Er... "You knew about Joe Namath and the white shoes and the history of the guy. Then I was playing against him and it was a heck of a deal."
"It's a bad box to be in, because I, I am, I am eventually, I'm going to run you out of here." Haha, I've got a massive bruise on my chest and that makes me laugh so hard that it hurts so good.
"What's that Jericho, you want to play? Ummm, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, maybe later, maybe next year, maybe only after every guy on the field and practice squad gets injured- then I'll consider using you on special teams. I can't play a guy like you when I have to give established vets like Reggie Tongue their time- they've earned it."
You can have him back if you want. If I hear him say "He's fine, We're fine" one more time I am going to freak out.
"You gotta score touchdowns to get points" On a side note: I'm seeing a strange similarity to GWB. Ima make that my new avatar....George Herman Bush.
"My daddy used to make me chase a chicken. WHen you catch that chicken you can eat it. When you eat it you can digest it, and not until then will you be able to understand what a running back is because you can catch a chicken, cook it, eat it, and then digest it. You feelin' me dawg?" OK so I took some liberties.....
