whats all this talk about google ads for this thread? I suck at the internet remember, and dont know what you young wipersnappers are talking about sometimes
Oh man. I got jock itch so badly last night I almost scratched my vas deferens right out of my scrotum! It was Gold Bonds to the rescue. After applying a liberal handful of extra strength to the area in question -- I felt the relief. This stuff is a GODSEND! They also have a free sample promotion for those of you who haven't tried it (and are chepskates). http://fsisolutions.com/goldbondpowder/ I'm sure you get put on a mailing list, but a hey free is free.
I was sweating my ass off all day today, and coincidentally, I had to stop by the drug store on my way home. Standing in line, I wanted to scratch so bad, I got out of line and went around the store until I found the Gold Bond. Took it home, showered, powdered up and damn, that shit's COLD!!! Wow, I thought I had dipped my sack in a cup of icewater for a minute. But after the sensation went away, no more itching. We'll see how it does at work tomorrow.
:rofl::breakdance::rofl: Anyone ever have a chick complain during fellatio that you taste chalk? The GB tends to linger. I avoid the powder when I think I have a chance.
I had a chick lick my asshole once and she said it tasted like a copper pipe dipped in minty chalk. I said, "yeah thats about right, pass the swedish fish"
We've already addressed this topic earlier in the thread. The answer is simple: Who gives a shit? She's getting the privilege of tasting your semen, if she gets a li'l calcium mixed in with the cancer-fighting protein drink, lucky her. We should contact Gold Bond about this marketing opportunity! "Gold Bond & Blowjobs. Helping fight osteoporosis and breast cancer worldwide!" Imagine the look on your lady's face when she opens her stocking on Christmas to find a fresh bottle of Gold Bond, as you give her that knowing look. Gold Bond is truly the gift that keeps on giving. That's a good idea. It could be like a gang symbol type of thing. Instead of hooking our fingers together in intricate patterns, we can grab our package, and calmly adjust simultaneously. That's just disgusting. Hilarious, but disgusting. Oh something is definitely queer about a man getting his anus eaten...
Gentlemen, I think I may be joining the brotherhood. I had a hell of a time at work today, and the summer months are never very kind to me. I'll give it a test run this weekend and report back, but I'm going in very optimistic with the glowing reviews this thread has given.
hurricane, you will not be disappointed. just please listen to me and start with the yellow bottle not the green. happy powdering
johnson & johnson for this fellow. maybe i should give the yellow a test run. but i dont feel like thinking of a guy on a message board while powdering my nut sack.
