Carlos Delgado's 9-Year Old Agent

FITM · May 12, 2008

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2008/05/breaking_news_delgados_agent_i.html

BREAKING NEWS: Delgado's agent is insane
by Dan Graziano
Sunday May 11, 2008, 1:24 PM

From time to time, I get e-mail responses to things I write. Mostly, they're negative -- people who disagree with me, hate me or get a kick out of calling me lewd names. Lots of times they begin with "I usually agree with you, but..." Which makes me wonder why so few people write when they agree. But I digress.

This afternoon, I got an e-mail from David Sloane, who is the agent for Mets first baseman Carlos Delgado and had a problem with something I wrote in my Sunday notebook about his client.

Now, I had heard stories about Sloane being unbalanced and unprofessional, but I was dazzled when I finally saw it on display.

His first e-mail to me came in at 11:58 a.m. It read, simply, "You're wrong on both the money and the terms" and attached the passage from my column that referred to Delgado's 2008 compensation:

"The money is almost a wash -- the Mets are paying Delgado $12 million in salary this year plus a $4 million buyout on his 2009 option for a total of $16 million, and the Mariners are paying Sexson $14 million. Delgado has a no-trade clause, and could veto any deal, but maybe he's sick of the New York circus."

Now, as I understand it, Delgado is making $16 million this year and the Marlins are paying $4 million of it as a condition of the 2005 trade that sent Delgado to New York. So when I wrote "the Mets are paying $12 million," I believed that to be accurate and still do.

So I wrote back to Sloane: "How so?"

His response came at 12:20 p.m.:

"Ask your unreliable sources to look it up again."

As I mentioned, I'd heard about Sloane being belligerent and unprofessional, so I smiled and wrote back:

"Real classy and helpful. Thanks. If you can't tell me what I got wrong, I will assume I got it right and you're just living down to your reputation. As I understand it, he makes $16 mil this year and the Marlins pay $4 mil of it."

Yeah, I was egging him on, and maybe I shouldn't have, but I think what I wrote was pretty innocent, compared as you will see to where he ended up taking the conversation.

His response this time was fairly civil. It arrived at 12:33 p.m.:

"But that isn't what you wrote, you said he's making 12 & has a no trade which is wrong. But then why let a little thing like a fact get in the way of your jornalism. As for my "reputation" you know what they say about people that can't take a joke."

I'm still not clear on the no-trade. It could be my mistake, in which case, if the agent wanted me to, I would happily correct it in next Sunday's notes. In most cases, I'd ask the agent to clarify. But in this case, the agent is obviously mentally ill.

I wrote back:

"Sorry I missed your 'joke.' This is what I wrote:

'the Mets are paying Delgado $12 million in salary this year plus a $4 million buyout on his 2009 option'

I won't hold my breath waiting for your apology."

Glad I didn't. Because it didn't come. What did come was a total descent into immature madness by somebody who purports to be a major league player agent. Sloane wrote back at 12:40 p.m.:

"Apologize this retard, he's making 16 this year WITH an option for next year @ 16 or a buyout @ 4. Nice research by you but then I guess that whole concept of fact finding escapes you huh? They didn't teach that on the short bus did they?"

Seriously. Not making this up. I cut-and-pasted it.

Couple of thoughts here:

1. I don't respond when readers call me names, but I'm not surprised when it happens. But this guy is an AGENT. I mean, somebody you'd expect, even if vindictive and hateful, to act like a professional in his dealings with the media. I guess we don't have to wonder why he has no other clients.

2. If he thinks there's a chance in hell the Mets are picking up a $16 million option on Delgado for 2009, he's delusional on top of everything else.

Anyway, maybe I should have resisted, but I couldn't. I wrote him back again:

"That a joke too? You're a funny guy."

And then, at 12:46 pm, in apparent celebration of Mother's Day, David Sloane, the agent for Carlos Delgado, wrote back the following e-mail, which I present to you in its entirety:

"So's your Mom."

And there you have it, folks. "So's your Mom."

My final thought, and I'll leave the rest to you guys to ponder: It's pretty darned impressive that Delgado got the contract he did with a nine-year-old for his agent.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

The Dark Knight · May 12, 2008

Hilarious. :lol:

FrankTheTank · May 12, 2008

baaaaaahahhahahahhahaha "so's your mom"

classic. :lol:

jonnyd · May 12, 2008

thats great shit

vinsjets · May 12, 2008

jonnyd said: ↑

thats great shit
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So's your mom. :rofl:

dubagedi · May 12, 2008

Yeah what the agent did is almost as absurd as a sports writer turning a series of e-mails with a player's agent into a column.

I have no fucking clue why any serious writer would have that published.

jonnyd · May 12, 2008

vinsjets said: ↑

So's your mom. :rofl:
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hahahahaha

FirstTimeCaller · May 12, 2008

dubagedi said: ↑

Yeah what the agent did is almost as absurd as a sports writer turning a series of e-mails with a player's agent into a column.

I have no fucking clue why any serious writer would have that published.
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There's a long history of this guy using the media as a tool to slam everybody and anybody... not surprised somebody turned the tables on him finally and baited him into this BS then printed it. Not that I'm an Al Leiter fan but what Sloane did to him was total bush league. Surprised that a man of so much class and principle (Delgado) would employee him. Sloane is a scumbag's scumbag.

nyscene911 · May 12, 2008

FirstTimeCaller said: ↑

There's a long history of this guy using the media as a tool to slam everybody and anybody... not surprised somebody turned the tables on him finally and baited him into this BS then printed it. Not that I'm an Al Leiter fan but what Sloane did to him was total bush league. Surprised that a man of so much class and principle (Delgado) would employee him. Sloane is a scumbag's scumbag.
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??? Do tell.

FirstTimeCaller · May 12, 2008

Al Leiter made some comments to Delgado about playing in NY after Al had just left the Mets and went to Florida... basically trying to sway him to come to Florida by talking about the pressures of playing in NY (prophetic considering Delgado's current situation). Standard recruiting stuff. Sloane took the long personal conversation between two former teamates, reshuffled it and released quotes (directly to the media via email) from Leiter bashing the Mets and NY a week AFTER Delgado had already signed with Florida!! Sloane has a history of beef'ing with media and GM's... Omar and Heyman included.

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