dont use the green bottle my man...stick to yellow til you get the hang of it......may your balls be forever dry:up:
I've been told my ball sweat tastes like spring nectar, jonny my boy. I never accused you of being metro, but damn man, I bet the combination of shit and medicated talcum powder is like a natural mortar.
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Screw that, I'm always hot. While my wife keeps begging to move south, I'm just itching to move further north. At work it's ridiculous. There's so many women, and they're always cold. It could be 85 degrees in the frigging office, and they're bitching it's too cold, so they turn on their personal heaters. After a half hour, it's like 110 everywhere but the damned men's room.
We get that same shit in our office. I think that is the same of all women... from a temperature standpoint they are all screwed up.
Didnt I read somewhere that in the same room, your average broad will feel 5 degrees cooler than your average man.?. Except for that uber-homo Koz, who apparently has balls that dont sweat.
They way you're talking it sounds as though shitting yourself is a common occurrence?? Is this a medical condition or are you just prone to sharting while drunk?
the stories have been blown out of proportion my friend....I shat my pants a few times in the last few years due to circumstances beyond my control...no medical condition, just some unfortunate happenings between me and my colon
I bow in the presence of jonnyd and everyone else who shared their expertise on "frosting the boys". I have seen the light and will be going to CVS today to get my yellow beginners bottle of Gold Bond powder. I see a new brighter future ahead of me and my balls. Thanks everyone.
Last year it was the fatty thread, this year it's the powdered nuts. You should start your own self-helpless program.
