This whole powdering of the plums is completely foreign to me. I've never heard of this activity happenning. I can see the merits I guess. I never wear boxers because I don't like that sweaty interaction between the scroat and the thigh so I imagine this solves the problem. But you fellas are in serious danger of becoming metrosexuals if you spend more than 3 minutes in the bathroom.
and how many chicks have ever told you "hey abyz, I love the taste of your sweaty chicken coup balls". This aint about the chicks guys. its about us. Its about our comfort. Its about putting our needs forward! And some of you sit there. You accuse. You call us metrosexual. I say the ones that worry about their chicks getting chemical burns all about their lips and tongue are the true metrosexuals
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Guys I don't get it. If you shower and wear the right gear, how does one even get sweaty balls? I know, if you're working outside all day on a job-site or running a 5K these types of things happen, but for those of us who are just getting up and going about our regular day, does it really happen to such a degree?
You've obviously never been to Florida the swamp-ass capital of the world. Powdering is an absolute must otherwise your weiner and balls stick to your leg like a fruit rollup. Then your forced to make "the move" where you hike your knee up so you can peel your shit off your thigh.
There used to be a congressman from NH named Dick Swett. Not kidding. Thought you all might be interested to know.
Holy shit... d... you've outdone yourself again. This is one of the funniest things I've read on this board in a long long time. Thinking about it... i'm always pickin my "guys" off my leg like velcro at the gym, and at work i do the "getting on an invisible horse" motion at least 5 times. I'm gonna start using Gold Bond for beginners starting today.
