Wes Welker is a dirty P.O.S.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hehe, well, there's not enough threads like this to make me chuckle.
     
  2. ScotsJet

    ScotsJet Active Member

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    I heard he only showers five times a week.
     
  3. rillo

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    He's on Roids....:gpc:
     
  4. Baron Samedi

    Baron Samedi Banned

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    Hey!

    When do I get my thread???:wink:
     
  5. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    He loves the Wii.
     
  6. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    He subsists entirely on a diet of Jagermeister and orphaned puppies.
     
  7. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    When you perform at the highest level of duechebagery possible..... basically when you actually suit up for the Pats. From what I've seen your a long way from being in the same category as the chicken and meter maid. Your bark is definately worse than your bite and you've assimilated into this board fairly well.. sorry to ruin your day.
     
  8. GreenMachine

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    When you admit Bb is as overrated as WoW Chips...Same result though:wink:
     
  9. Namath2Kolber

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    I heard that Wes Welker was a slightly above average kick returner for the Dolphins and then was traded to the Patriots and is now benefiting from being wide open while defenses struggle to defend Randy Moss and Donte Stallworth so he has had a good season and now acts like he's the greatest player in the league, shit-talking and walking around like he owns the place but really he's just in the right place in the right time and I just can't wait till he winds up back on shit team again back in obscurity and no one bothers to mention his fucking name every again.
     
  10. MayoGate

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    Would you take him on the Jets?
     
  11. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Absolutely he would. Look at what he wrote-
     
  12. Satire?

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    2true n funny also. he aint got hops
     
  13. MayoGate

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    haha .. :lol:
     
  14. dubagedi

    dubagedi New Member

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    That is an extremely long sentence.
     
  15. Namath2Kolber

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    Douchebagedi, you forgot to top this thread off with your faux-consiliatory admission that the Patriots are dirty cheaters.
     

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