ahhh ok This has to go to either KOZ or jonnyd. I used to hate johnnyd, but have learned to appreciate his humor.
lol whiteshoe I have learned not to hate you myself bro....I think we just got off on the wrong foot......and there is no johnnyd...thats johnnysd or sdjohhny or something like that.......the fat funny one is me....jonnyd....that rhymes....anyhoooo........
take my wife...please. anyone here from newark?...thank you, Im here all week. koz youve been quiet lately, whats up
Ahh, so rather than put thought into my posts, I should simply talk about shitting my pants once a week, then I can compete for this award!
Damnit! I left you in charge. You had better hope the gay manatees and the bi-sexual lemurs haven't escaped!
shititng of the pants will always be considered funny my man......its like farting....you can be at a funeral crying but if someone farts you must, even if its for one second, laugh
a shart is unquestionably the best....but very rare...its too fine a line you see....the universally agreed upon shart maximum poopage is a tablespoon...common knowledge of course. problem is once you go over a tablespoon, youve shit your pants. its very difficult, and believe me I speak from experience, to shart without going full blown shat. the shart is basically the sasquatch of the pants oopsies....very often talked about-very rarely seen
Both the Rabbi and the Priest are actually faithless non-believers and the parrot is really G-D. Wait, this isn't an M. Night Shyamalan joke is it?
