Parcells to fish instead?

I'm really not too worried about this. These teams are paying for Parcells's name and for him to be physically present to give their shitty organizations some credibility. Realistically, this is a no-brainer for Parcells cuz he'll get a ton of money and not have to do any work. He'll delegate everything and his football expertise will be irrelevant, except for his ability to pick a good GM and coaching staff (although, does he necessarily have those skills?)

 

I can't remember Parcells doing a hell of a lot as our Director of Football Operations. He's not going to be coaching them.

 

Does he go to Buffalo in 2012 or does he try Philly or Washington?

 

Yes, to Buffalo, but by then he will be RoboParcells.

 

http://www.miamiherald.com/616/story/350561.html

Former NFL coach Bill Parcells has agreed to a four-year deal proposed by owner Wayne Huizenga to make him the team's head of football operations, a source has told The Miami Herald.

 

Why put yourself through the torture William?

 

Very Fishy

 

Joking aside, I'm half surprised about this, half not. Fat Bill always had his eye on a FL job, but this time around, I thought he'd bide his time until Coughplegm hacked his last goober with the Giants.

 

I don't understand how anyone should be surprised by this. he coached the cowboys. the only thing he could do worse right now is be a coordinator for the redskins under gibbs.

 

Keep telling yourself everything is fine becasue we have Manretard. Dallas sucks this year anyway.

 

I love it. We finally have a football guy at the top

 

We don't want a tuna with good taste... We want a Tuna that tastes good!