Worse Day at the Airport ever

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  1. Carpetbagger

    Carpetbagger Well-Known Member

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    I think this might really be the worst thread ever on this board.
     
  2. plinko

    plinko Absolute Ruler

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    I guess there's no story about a full cavity search. oh well.
     
  3. 10nyjets87

    10nyjets87 New Member

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    couldnt you tell the story in one post :wink:
     
  4. wildthing202

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    That's what causes him to miss the 4:35 flight and the 8:00 flight.
     
  5. JETSFAN5180

    JETSFAN5180 Banned

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    during the full cavity search they find his long lost Jets season tickets
     
  6. plinko

    plinko Absolute Ruler

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    What about the rabid ninja monkeys? So far your story is more intriguing.
     
  7. baamf

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    The only useful information in this thread is that at one time Green Hornet got to make out with a stewardess....
     
  8. slowmoe57

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    WHAT AND MISS THE SUSPENCE ....
     
  9. wildthing202

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    Apparently during the conflict with the monkeys, one of them went up his ass(Ala Bruce Almighty) and he asked a security guard to get it out after he managed to get most of the the monkeys on a flight to Kansas City except for that one. The security guard agreed to get the monkey out of his ass. So he dropped trow and the security guard who forgot to put on a glove and lube, shoved his hand up his ass. Right then and there MParty figured out that he didn't like this but let the guard continue to have his way with him. After the first 1/2 hour the guard couldn't get the monkey out with just the one hand, so he decides to use his other hand in getting the monkey out. Once the second hand penetrates his ass MParty decides to make a mental note to buy an ass-donut, aspirin, a case of beer, and a banana. After an hour the guard just missed getting the monkey out as he got the tail out but the monkey refused to get out as it liked where it was, so then the guard got an electric cow prod in order to shock the monkey in order to stun it and easier to pull out. As the prod goes in the monkey then grabs the prod and shocks MParty's prostate which knocks MParty unconscious and just to wrap things up the monkey leaves after seeing what was coming at him(Mparty's breakfast) but not before leaving his mark and Mparty gets up and out of the men's room just when he missed the 8:00 flight.

    edit - fix the spelling mistakes but screw the grammar.:grin:
     
    #29 wildthing202, Feb 20, 2006
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  10. slowmoe57

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    Talked to one of our customer svc folks here -- basically the reason you did not go baclk to your original flt was probably due to the fact that your bags were not on the flt as well -- assuming you had checked luggage -- this is a post 9-11 deal due security -- they should have at least asked you if you had checked luggage -- airlines genarally do not want to seperate paasengers and their bags -- I hope this clears some of you misfortune up
     
  11. mesheler

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    fascinating ramblings from a 12 year old who can't spell or check grammar. Why not text your friend this story instead of posting it here...
     
  12. Pam

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  13. slowmoe57

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    BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
     
  14. MisterMoss

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    MParty is in da House
     
  15. MParty7441

    MParty7441 Well-Known Member

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    am I posting in a fourm or writing a fuckin college essay? I'm pretty sure my grade level highly exceeds yours my friend.
     
  16. Pam

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    OMG! I loved that!!!!!!! :beer: Good one! :rofl:
     
  17. JETSFAN5180

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    during the luggage search his sister had numerous sex toys which were mistaken for nuclear weapons and rockets causing this entire delay
     
  18. Gator

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    Here's the problem. The story is not so interesting that it should be broken up into 7 posts to tell it. Why would you assume people would be hanging on your every word to hear the fascinating story of how you missed a flight?
     
  19. nyscene911

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    Because there must be an entirely exciting conclusion. Like he teams up with Jack Bauer to stop a team of international terrorists hellbent on the destruction of the United States. And all he has at his disposal is a paperclip and a ball of string.
     
  20. MParty7441

    MParty7441 Well-Known Member

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    I didnt think anything of the sort, i couldnt care less if you read it or not....I just didnt feel like typing the whole thing out at one time so I would do it piece by piece
     

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