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Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by CatoTheElder, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    10 Commandments to make KC the greatest QB ever:

    1) Thorw 100 touchdowns in a season
    2) Throw 0 ints
    3) Never get sacked
    4) Have only 2 career incompletions
    5) Throw 100 yrd TD pass (0 YAC)
    6) Get intentionally cross-eyed so safties can't tell which receiver he's looking at
    7) Play ambidextrous so he doesn't have a blind side
    8) Lead the league in rushing
    9) One man Statue of Liberty play
    10) Laser, rocket arm
     
    #1 CatoTheElder, Oct 30, 2007
  2. ScotsJet

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    It really didn't.
     
    #2 ScotsJet, Oct 30, 2007
  3. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Thanks for starting another KC thread- this one is truly the best of the bunch...
     
    #3 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  4. VickBlows

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    Anyone got any theories on where A-Rod is going to end up? What do you say – Torre take a job or take a year off?
     
    #4 VickBlows, Oct 30, 2007
  5. KOZ

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    A-Rod will become Torre's houseboy in Maui- bringing their relationship full circle.

    What do you see as the benefits of living in a communist culture?
     
    #5 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  6. Namath2Kolber

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    Free bread.

    If there is a God, why does He allow war and famine?
     
    #6 Namath2Kolber, Oct 30, 2007
  7. KOZ

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    War helps big business, and God is on the board of directors for several large military contractors, and famine because food is just overrated.

    Is it just me, or do you hate people who say, "is it just me?"
     
    #7 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  8. Namath2Kolber

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    Is it just me or isn't it way more annoying when people say "Not so much."
     
    #8 Namath2Kolber, Oct 30, 2007
  9. KOZ

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    Why do hot girls always have a fat, ugly friend in tow?
     
    #9 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  10. MSUJet85

    MSUJet85 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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    makes them hotter in comparison
     
    #10 MSUJet85, Oct 30, 2007
  11. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    If I pull the pin on the grenade, how soon before this thread blows up?
     
    #11 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  12. VickBlows

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    Not when Borrat says it.
     
    #12 VickBlows, Oct 30, 2007
  13. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Its been at least an hour, I think you may have a dud on your hands.
     
    #13 Harpua, Oct 30, 2007
  14. KOZ

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    (Heads to the garage and rolls the old mortar shell that his grandfather found on the beach in Normandy).....Will this do the trick?
     
    #14 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  15. Ryan

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    Is it a flash bang? I've always wanted to use one of those.
     
    #15 Ryan, Oct 30, 2007
  16. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    The Pin has been pulled

    We have no boom on this thread

    Koz must feel such shame
     
    #16 Harpua, Oct 30, 2007
  17. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    (calls in an airstrike) I have a friend at the USAF Reserve base in Westhampton Beach.........
     
    #17 KOZ, Oct 30, 2007
  18. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Well, those 2000 pounders should do the trick. Jsut to be safe I'm heading to my hidden bomb proof location.
     
    #18 Harpua, Oct 30, 2007
  19. Ryan

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    As if this thread wasn't reason enough to head for the bunker:grin:
     
    #19 Ryan, Oct 30, 2007
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