He better damn well have thrown his last pitch. Using the trainer to make mound visits is too transparent.
My mistress made it happen. I was hard pressed to say no with the ball-gag in my mouth and the feather duster in my ass.
For the record, the last batter Roger ever threw to was a strikeout, and the last pitch he threw was a 92 mph fastball.
Remember the last time they said "This may be the last time we see Roger Clemens" as he walked off the field after shitting the bed in the playoffs? Back in 2003. Fuck, and I say this not to pile on to the Yankees but rather to pile on the biggest douche in baseball, fuck Roger Clemens.
sounds like love at first site... the mistress made u a jets of sox fan... i'd guess sox by the freak factor