Trump said Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was “going to low-key it, skibity, 6-7 rizz” with Israeli airstrikes on Tehran-backed Hezbollah militants in Lebanon.
Israel doesn't want the cease fire to hold as they need Iran destroyed and So. Lebanon to look like Gaza. Trump will cut in on Iran's toll demand so he can get a tastes of the cash and Israel's borders will move north to cover most of So. Lebanon.
I was just thinking that I would really like to hear AI adapt Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" to the perspective and voice of Melania Trump. The first part was remarkably easy! Now, who can put it in her voice with the music? (Chorus) (Melania) They saw the photos, saw the plane, Saw the email with "Love" in the frame. It wasn't me. Saw me in the New York Mag, With the “G” and the Jeffrey brag. It wasn't me. They said he set us up to meet, And we were lounging in his Palm Beach seat. It wasn't me. I even had “casual correspondence” with G, Then the media put it on TV. It wasn't me. (Verse 1) Media came in, they caught me red-handed, With the "Dear G" email that I sent. Picture this, it was just a 2002 trivial note, With the "Love, Melania" that I wrote. How could I forget I asked for a call, When Ghislaine was flying over the wall? All this time I was standing right there, Just overlapping social circles in the air. (Chorus) (Melania) They saw the photos, saw the plane, Saw the email with "Love" in the frame. It wasn't me. Saw me in the New York Mag, With the “G” and the Jeffrey brag. It wasn't me. (Verse 2) They say I was on the private jet, That’s the craziest thing I’ve heard yet. "I wasn't on the island" is my line, I was busy having a wonderful time. I said I met him at a party with Don in '98, Even though the documents show a different date. Never admitted a word of what they say, It’s all just "fake images" anyway. (Bridge) I’m gonna tell Congress I’m sorry for the pain, But I was never, ever on that plane. I need to tell them I’m sorry for the lies, It’s just "mean-spirited" in my eyes. (Outro) (Melania) Wasn't me. I had no knowledge of his abuse. It wasn't me. Just a trivial note, it’s no use. It wasn't me. Epstein did not introduce us. It wasn't me. I am not his victim. It wasn't me.
Sounds like Mel is lookin out for #1 these days. Putting as much distance between her and Trump as the PreNup and NDA allows.
Can't wait for Levitt's lies on this. Man, she's got some 'splaining to do. I would love to be a fly on the wall when Trump has the chat with Mel.
Right on cue “NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN,” he wrote on social media. “REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” https://apnews.com/article/trump-vance-orban-hungary-maga-iran-war-6923d864c09069351ca5f12c3be4a601
It was a mistake to send Vance over there for “peace” talks ugh this was their chance to back out of this mess…
Who else are they going to send? You think they actually have someone that understands foreign policy? Come on they have Dr Oz and Vince McMahon's wife in high government positions ffs.
the answer is Rubio. The Secretary of State, approved by Congress for matters like these Far better choice than Vance who is a drama queen and trumps fuckin son-in-law who does not deserve to sit in a room like that ever. It’s an embarrassing envoy
I forgot about Rubio because every time I see him speak now, he looks like he's most of the way through an 8 ball
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ion-military-draft-december-2026/89530527007/ Not exactly news but...
I want to see what happens when they try to block a Russian, French or Chinese ship passing thru the straight. Trump really is trying to start WW3.
They've been replacing flag officers with their personal choice of religious zealot moron types for a year and a half. Another authoritarian move. You get this type of stuff when that happens https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/03/us-israel-iran-war-christian-rhetoric
