Dear Woody, First off, fuck you. Fuck your son Brick too for that matter. Sell the team and get the fuck out of our lives. If you insist on staying as an owner, at least grow a pair and fire Glenn and bring in a competent Head Coach. I know you are dumb as a rock. I hope there are people around you to tell you we can’t trust 8 picks in top 50 next 2 years to a HC as dumb and clueless as you are. Yours truly, A Jets fan
Who should we sell to? Which potential owner would be perfect? Elon Musk? He'd at least build us the ultimate stadium, and pay for it himself. Do they allow tailgating on Mars???
It’s a late entry but this is my favorite thread of 2025 “First off, fuck you” should be held in the same regard as “Call me Ishmael” as opening lines go.
I would like to add… You Greedy Motherfucker! I blame you and the greedy Giants ownership for totally screwing what was a great fan base with your short sighted move to make the Personal Seat License your fucked up business model. Sold as “Incredible Investment”, try selling one now? You disenfranchised a loyal base of fans and turned those attending these shit games into mostly opposing teams fans and so-called jet fans with no heart. Jacking my ticket price $1,000.00 USD for the season for this putrid scatter-brained team you fielded (pun intended). Stupid fucking pricing for season tickets requiring a STH to buy preseason games and parking passes. Yesterday’s game was all Pats Fans. Once when taking a pee break the Yellowjacket said to me “where you going get back in there we need more Jet fans”! Later had to go get the Yellowjacket to ask 2 Pats Fans, a mother and a son, to sit down after repeated requests (including “sit the fuck down”). The son was a tall kid maybe early twenties. Mother looked like Sloth from the Goonies with dark hair. She turned and uttered something. I saw her lips moving accompanied by spittle. Last home game this season and probably forever…
I can't anymore how many years of being the pats bitch can we take it's been since 1999 and now we're in for another dynasty.
By now, your Fandom scars and scabs should have become armor. We'll all be here cheering for this bunch of losers.. We're lifers man.
