Perpetual Death Pool 2024 Edition

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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  2. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    @JackBower sits Antonio Brown on the bench and puts in Tim Curry the
    sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania!

    @FJF should be on the clock but he can catch up when he comes back.

    For my pick I am going with singer Linda Nolan 64, since they put R Kelly in a country club prison looks like no one is going to take him out so getting rid of that wasted pick

    @Savatage is on the clock, for 2 picks if you choose

    @abyzmul
    Shannon Dougherty 51
    James Whale 71
    Marianne Faithfull 75
    Phil Collins 72
    Sam Neill 76
    Paul Hogan 83
    Andy Taylor 61

    @Section 336
    Jimmy Carter 98
    Vanessa Redgrave 86
    Charlie Sheen 57
    Harvey Weinstein 70
    Bob Newhart 93
    Woody Allen 87
    Gene Hackman 92

    @BrowningNagle
    Tom Brokaw 83
    Michael Jones AKA Virgil 60
    Ted Turner 85
    Tila Tequila 41
    Don King 91
    Andy Dick 56
    Kris Kristofferson 86

    @JackBower
    Patrick Leahy 83
    Delonte West 30
    Joe Arapaio 90
    Joe Namath 79
    Christopher Walken 79
    Tim Curry 77
    Steven Tyler 74

    @FJF
    Bill Cosby 85
    George Soros 92
    Jerry Sandusky 78
    Marv Levy 97
    Robert Blake 89
    Daniel Hernandez AKA 6ix9ine 26
    Buzz Aldrin 92

    @The Waterboy
    Dick Cheney 81
    Vladimir Putin 70
    Val Kilmer 62
    William "The Refrigerator" Perry 60
    Julian Assange 51
    Pope Francis
    Linda Nolan 64

    @Savatage
    Jack Nicholson 85
    Chris Mortensen 71
    Bruce Willis
    Michael J Fox 61
    Ozzy Osbourne 74
    Keith Richards 78
    Al Roker 68
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    @The Waterboy, I'll swap out Michael J. Fox for Bob Eubanks and pass on my second pick.
     
  5. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Did I snipe one off your draft board?
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah, I would have picked her up first but I didn't think anyone would be familiar with her. You guys came to play this year
     
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  7. The Waterboy

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    @Savatage going with the game show host Bob Eubanks and sending Michael J Fox to the showers

    I'm replacing one jailbird with another, Josef Fritzl is in and Julian Assange is out

    @JackBower is back on the clock, @BrowningNagle and @Section 336 have both stated they are standing pat with the rest of their picks so @abyzmul is up after @JackBower


    @abyzmul
    Shannon Dougherty 51
    James Whale 71
    Marianne Faithfull 75
    Phil Collins 72
    Sam Neill 76
    Paul Hogan 83
    Andy Taylor 61

    @Section 336
    Jimmy Carter 98
    Vanessa Redgrave 86
    Charlie Sheen 57
    Harvey Weinstein 70
    Bob Newhart 93
    Woody Allen 87
    Gene Hackman 92

    @BrowningNagle
    Tom Brokaw 83
    Michael Jones AKA Virgil 60
    Ted Turner 85
    Tila Tequila 41
    Don King 91
    Andy Dick 56
    Kris Kristofferson 86

    @JackBower
    Patrick Leahy 83
    Delonte West 30
    Joe Arapaio 90
    Joe Namath 79
    Christopher Walken 79
    Tim Curry 77
    Steven Tyler 74

    @FJF
    Bill Cosby 85
    George Soros 92
    Jerry Sandusky 78
    Marv Levy 97
    Robert Blake 89
    Daniel Hernandez AKA 6ix9ine 26
    Buzz Aldrin 92

    @The Waterboy
    Dick Cheney 81
    Vladimir Putin 70
    Val Kilmer 62
    William "The Refrigerator" Perry 60
    Josef Fritzl 88
    Pope Francis 87
    Linda Nolan 64

    @Savatage
    Jack Nicholson 85
    Chris Mortensen 71
    Bruce Willis
    Bob Eubanks 86
    Ozzy Osbourne 74
    Keith Richards 78
    Al Roker 68
     
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  8. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Can't be having any Death Pool Dynasties around here
     
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    I googled her and I still didn't know who she was. RIP.
     
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    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I like how you are already referring to her in the past tense.

    She was part of the Nolan Sisters, in the 70's, toured with Sinatra and did have one song in a band with Lemmy.
     
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    Jesus I can't pick this many people I expect to die so quickly
     
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    You need to rethink this, pick people you hope will die quickly
     
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    Oscar Robinson for Joe Namoth. Final change.
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Switching these two out and I'll stick with the rest:

    Shannon Dougherty, 51 ---> Prince Andrew, Duke of York, 63
    Paul Hogan, 83 ---> Sly Stone, 80
     
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    Updated with Oscar Robertson in for Joe Namath on @JackBower list
    @abyzmul replaces Paul Hogan with Sly Stone and Shannen Doherty with Prince "I didn't know she was 14" Andrew
    And for my next 2 picks I am replacing Val Kilmer with Joe Bugner, since The Iceman just doesn't want to die, and scooping up Shannen Doherty in place of The Fridge, William Perry, that stage 4 bone cancer is too tempting

    I am done so if anyone else wants to change anyone now is the time

    @abyzmul
    Prince Andrew, Duke of York, 63
    James Whale 71
    Marianne Faithfull 75
    Phil Collins 72
    Sam Neill 76
    Sly Stone, 80
    Andy Taylor 61

    @Section 336
    Jimmy Carter 100
    Vanessa Redgrave 86
    Charlie Sheen 57
    Harvey Weinstein 70
    Bob Newhart 93
    Woody Allen 87
    Gene Hackman 92

    @BrowningNagle
    Tom Brokaw 83
    Michael Jones AKA Virgil 60
    Ted Turner 85
    Tila Tequila 41
    Don King 91
    Andy Dick 56
    Kris Kristofferson 86

    @JackBower
    Patrick Leahy 83
    Delonte West 30
    Joe Arapaio 90
    Oscar Robinson 85
    Christopher Walken 79
    Tim Curry 77
    Steven Tyler 74

    @FJF
    Bill Cosby 85
    George Soros 92
    Jerry Sandusky 78
    Marv Levy 97
    Robert Blake 89
    Daniel Hernandez AKA 6ix9ine 26
    Buzz Aldrin 92

    @The Waterboy
    Dick Cheney 81
    Vladimir Putin 70
    Joe Bugner 73
    Shannen Doherty 52
    Josef Fritzl 88
    Pope Francis 87
    Linda Nolan 64

    @Savatage
    Jack Nicholson 85
    Chris Mortensen 71
    Bruce Willis
    Bob Eubanks 86
    Ozzy Osbourne 74
    Keith Richards 78
    Al Roker 68
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I usually set up Google alerts for my picks. Last year I heard nothing but scores of Look At Me Twitter cat fights between the cast of Charmed, with the word "cancer" thrown out liberally as a garnish.

    Then I coincidentally saw her (plus Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan, I guess they did every convention they could in 2023) and Shannen Doherty looked like the healthiest one out of the three. Rose McGowan looks Iike Gollum now. She might be a better pick at this point. Holly Combs looks like Jabba the Hutt.
     
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    I remembered you saying how she looked healthy but I started reading into some of her interviews about working during cancer treatment and it just seemed to me she might be looking ok for now but the cancer could take control at any time.

    I was keeping an eye on Derek Draper and Franz Beckenbauer but they both checked out within the last 7 days so I just decided to go with Doherty.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    This is definitely not going to be my year. I opted for Sly Stone over Toby Keith for my last swap.
     

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