In regards to the Rivers/arm strength argument...

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  1. Big Cotch

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    A strong armed QB, (much like a big penis to a woman) is preferred, and can get the job done much better than a weak armed QB ( or a small penis) if the circimstances are the same.

    Chad is like a man with a 5 inch penis trying his hardest to get a woman off- he tries and tries and tries, and if he can put together a good 60 minute session, he can do the job- but if he isn't perfect, he doesn't have the size to finish the job and giver her that big O she deserves.

    Poor Arm Strength (small penis) can be overcome if you're really good, but having that Cannon (huge penis) makes things so much easier for everyone.

    I love Chad, he tries so hard to get us all off.
     
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    MikeSLTJ23 Well-Known Member

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    probably 1 of the funniest posts ive ever read...i hope you don't get in trouble for this one haha
     
  3. Big Cotch

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    NICE!!!!!!! I was hoping for that!! I like the analagy actually, I think it works.
     
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    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    I wonder if Derek Jeter and Lance Bass get off watching Pennington perform. They probably enjoy the way he ejaculates the ball frommest his noodle.
     
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    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    You guys really need to get laid more often!! :lol:

    There's that old saying as well to consider here... "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.."

    JM.02$
     
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    This was just nasty:eek:fftopic: :up: . What the original poster said was pretty funny. I'll nominate you next year for Rookie of the year.
     
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    Im black.( filler)
     
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    :rofl:

    Funny, creative post. Hilarious. :grin:
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Where does Dave Ball fit in to all of this?
     
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    Right next to his twin.
     
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    Get laid :rofl: :rofl:


    :rofl2:
     
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    HAHAHA

    BRILLIANT...not just good BRILLIANT!!!!
     
  15. Big Cotch

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    I'm so glad you guys liked this post!!!
     
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    winstonbiggs 2008/2009 TGG Bill Parcells "Most Respected" Award

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    Big Cotch, according to the game annoucers, I remeber them referencing Pennington as having really big hands almost freekishly big. Perhaps arm strength isn't at issue and those who have called him "Noodle arm" are on to something?
     
  17. harts24

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    Sounds like a guy with a (small penis)
     
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    but when that small penis (Chad) is on his game. He gets the job done, and it's a spectacle to behold...and....experience.
     

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