Jets sign OL Austin Deculus

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  1. Savatage

    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    #1 Savatage, Nov 15, 2023
  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Is he related to Incubus, Succubus, and his good buddy, Homunculus?
     
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  3. HackettSuxTNG

    HackettSuxTNG Well-Known Member

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    Austin Deculus sounds like a southern dessert.
     
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    Mystery solved...it was succubus in the incubus via carbunculitis
     
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  5. Savatage

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  7. Savatage

    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully, we stay healthy in the DB department.
     
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  8. IDFjet

    IDFjet Well-Known Member

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    Of course but why risk it by keeping Tanzel--sure he's trying his ass off but hes easily replaced
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Does he have a brother named Reed?
     
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  10. Savatage

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    Yup, especially since they added Perrion Winfrey.
     
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    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    haha, it took me a second.
     
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    Unhappyjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Thank god we were able to get Austin Deculus. I was afraid we weren't going to be able to get him and that our offensive line would never get fixed.

    Wait ...

    Who is Austin Deculus? Does he play professional football?

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    LMAO - Here's how famous Austin Deculus is. I just looked him up on wikipedia and he graduated from a high school in a suburb of Houston (Cypress, TX) that is approximately one quarter of a mile from my house. And he played for the Houston Texans for two years. And I've still never heard of him.
     
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    Great point--the Winfrey signing has me excited about a good return--its a crap shoot but a good chance taken IMO.
     
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    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    More like another JD dumpster dive than anything else.
     
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    Well if you never heard of him he must suck
     
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    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    I think a lot of people spell it that way these days too.
     
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  17. endydee

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    I hope he’s not Austin Declueless.
     
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    Welcome to the team!

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  20. JetFanInNE

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    Players so off the radar, nobody ever heard of them. WTF man
     
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