Why I guarantee the Jets lose on Sunday

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  1. The80sJets

    The80sJets Active Member

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    1) Sean Payton is a HOF head coach going up against an amateur in Saleh

    2) Russell Wilson knows how to expose the holes in Saleh’s overrated defense

    3) DJ Reed and Brandon Eichols are hurt. Saleh said they are optimistic about Reed, but we know that doesn’t mean much. Bryce Hall is terrible and will get exposed

    4) The Broncos defense is familiar with Hacketts playbook and should be one step ahead of the offense the entire game

    5) Zach Wilson has not played well in Denver


    6) Jets as a franchise always suck in Denver with last year being a fluke going up against backup

    Hate to be negative but I made over $10K on Pats game and will be betting another large sum against the Jets in this one.
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I yearn for the days when trolls actually made an effort.
     
  3. Fiftynine

    Fiftynine Well-Known Member

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    Don’t be so hasty. He’s made multiple accounts and constantly spam posts. That takes…some effort.
     
  4. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Win 16,000 of those bets and you can pay off Daniel Jones's contract.
     
  5. The_Darksider

    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    I could've told you they'll lose without giving a ton of reasons. This is a classic SOJ trap game. Here's where they go in full of piss and vinegar and come out with 179 total yards.

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    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    I predict you will start a few more shitty threads.
     
  7. KingRoach

    KingRoach Well-Known Member

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    Looking at your posts, that’s not true.
     
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  8. ukjetsfan

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    Everybody who has been a Jets fan for more than a few years is looking at this game with dread, because we’ve all seen this team go into a game they should win comfortably and completely lay an egg. We’ve all watched the very first play of games like this, with our running back tackled five yards in the backfield, or our quarterback drilled with a vicious hit that should have been a flag but wasn’t, and we’ve all had that ‘here we go again’ feeling.

    But one day that narrative will change and this could be that day. And ‘fans’ who gloat over our sad history and actually hope we lose can fuck off. And if you bet a large sum of money against a team, you are hoping they lose.
     
  9. GREG

    GREG Well-Known Member

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    I have seen many SOJ moments over the years. With the Jets you can never take anything for granted. With that being said the only way I see the Jets losing is if they turn the ball over and give the game to Denver. The Broncos are bad. Their defense is a joke. The Jets defense should play well against the Broncos offense and keep them in check. I think Hall has a huge game this week. If this plays out the way I think it will then the Jets win by two scores. Say something like 24-13.
     
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  10. Jets-N-Terps

    Jets-N-Terps Well-Known Member

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    How is this a game they should win comfortably? They are underdogs.
     
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  11. Jets69

    Jets69 Well-Known Member

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    Trap games are for good teams, every game is a trap game for the Jets
     
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    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    I guarantee the Jets will lose also. Rest assured, if I guarantee something will happen, the opposite will most likely occur.
     
  13. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Picking the Jets to lose is easy, call us when you predict something more difficult to forecast
     
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  14. Jetsfansince95

    Jetsfansince95 Well-Known Member

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    Haha this is exactly how my life plays out ALWAYS
     
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  15. The_Darksider

    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    Fair Point. I'll use the word letdown then.

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  16. Footballgod214

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    Some day Gang Green wont have posters like Sell The Team
     
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  17. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Can you send me something in private proving you are a Jets fan? I am having hard time justifying your posts as a Jets fan. So far you are not breaking any forum rules. Your negativity is your God given right. But all these folks thinking you are not a Jets but troll forces my hand to check on your fandom. Please accept my apologies for it. But show me that you are an actual Jets fan please.
     
  18. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    A picture of a jets hat with the 10k patriot game bet slip would suffice!
     
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  19. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    That's another thing. Nobody bets $10K unless you are making crazy money. And if you are making crazy money you have no business hanging out on a football message board.
     
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    bicketybam Well-Known Member

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    He's a fraud and we all know it. He is 100% a Giants fan here to bust balls. The only problem is his Giants are even worse than the Jets. What a train wreck they have going on over there. They may be the worst team in the league. His "Why Are the Giants Better Than the Jets" post was all you needed to see you know where this guy was coming from.
     
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