Detroit Lions unveil new helmet for their 90th season

Helmet’s not bad, but they’re not doing it any favors showing it next to that Stang.

 

Ha, I was going to say "The car's alot cooler than the helmet!"

 

Your good people stinky

 

The Mach 1 - easily the dumbest looking Mustang ever made, unless you count those SUVs.

 

A ugly as that is, it's still more aerodynamic than the rolling coffin.

 

Ah yes, anorexic lion logo design. How amazing. Better than the obese lion that probably came 2nd in voting. The current logo is too normal and masculine for the current generation of fans.

 

Decent helmet. Wearing it only with an all gray alternate uniform makes it meh.

 

Yup, love the atrophied hindquarters.
Toxic Panthera

“Whadda think?”
”The new lids?…fuckin’ gay..”

 

ALL GAS, NO BRAKE!

 

I like the helmet, but it seems like every team has 17 different uni combinations now. I liked it when the Jets wore either green shirts or white shirts.

 

I respect them for not going with black jersey/helmet accents.

well they did once but they ditched that because that cheesy trend ended 10 years ago (for most teams)

 

Black makes Woody feel diverse.

 

While listening to white boi reggae bands?

 

I think even reggae is too intimidating for him. He's probably got a mixtape of fucking chamber music on his phone.

 

In the early 1990s, Johnson embarked on a cross-country motorcycle trip with a dozen accomplished alpha males. He rode a Harley and wore a black hat with fake hair attached and flowing out the back.

I doubt the alpha male bikers let him play chamber music.



from the recently deceased New York Times sports department (RIP)

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/28/sports/football/28owner.html

 

Even if they're self proclaimed ones from Rochester?