Would you give up a testicle for 2023 Jets SB Victory?

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Would you give up 1 testicle to guarantee Jets 2023 SB Victory?

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  2. No

    27 vote(s)
    71.1%

  3. Prefer to give up both to be absolutely sure

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
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  1. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Folks, I know this is a hypothetical question, but if this were a real choice, like a deal with a devil (or angel) - and you could guarantee a SB this year, but one of your testicles would need to be surgically extracted (your choice which one), no surgery complications or anything like that, would you honestly do this?
     
    #1 Borat, Apr 1, 2023
  2. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    I'd do it for one of your testicles but probably not one of mine. :)
     
    #2 Br4d, Apr 1, 2023
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  3. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Well, we're already giving up one nut to get Aaron, so ya, why not. We'd fit right in with GenZ :p
     
    #3 Footballgod214, Apr 1, 2023
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  4. twown

    twown Well-Known Member

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    I'd gladly give up Ronnie Lott's fingertip.
     
    #4 twown, Apr 1, 2023
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  5. LAJet

    LAJet Well-Known Member

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    One would have to be a deranged human to mutilate his body over a game. Gee, and some still wonder why Jets fans are rated bottom five in the entire league.
     
    #5 LAJet, Apr 1, 2023
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  6. Losmeister

    Losmeister Well-Known Member

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    i said yes but i lied
     
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  7. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    If I were to find one on let's say, the black market, and presented said testicle for sacrifice, would that count?
     
    #7 KWJetsFan, Apr 1, 2023
  8. papapump

    papapump Well-Known Member

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    I’ll cut Brady’s nuts off for a ring.
     
    #8 papapump, Apr 1, 2023
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  9. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Now that's a sacrifice we could all appreciate!
     
    #9 Br4d, Apr 1, 2023
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  10. Nyjets4eva

    Nyjets4eva Well-Known Member

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    Left one but not the right
     
    #10 Nyjets4eva, Apr 1, 2023
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  11. Burnz

    Burnz Well-Known Member

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    I voted both nuts. I guess im the only real fan
     
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  12. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Does a 3D printed nut count?
     
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  13. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Disgruntled?
     
    #13 Ralebird, Apr 1, 2023
  14. dmw

    dmw Well-Known Member

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    You should have included a 3rd option: "Hell no!"
     
    #14 dmw, Apr 1, 2023
  15. Wut?

    Wut? Well-Known Member

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    Why do we have to mutilate ourselves when patriots fans have lost eight testicles.
     
    #15 Wut?, Apr 1, 2023
  16. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    From your nuts to god's ears.
     
    #16 Borat, Apr 1, 2023
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  17. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Cut his fucking head off!!!
     
    #17 Jonathan_Vilma, Apr 1, 2023
  18. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    While I have no doubt we are all willing to cut each other's nuts off for a SB, I am glad you left an opening there in case the devil does show up at your door!
     
    #18 Borat, Apr 1, 2023
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  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I would give up peanut butter for one year for the Jets to win the Super Bowl. I wouldn't give up a testicle unless sex with Margot Robbie was on the table.
     
    #19 abyzmul, Apr 1, 2023
  20. ColoradoContrails

    ColoradoContrails Well-Known Member

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    At this point in life my testicles aren't much use so why not?
     
    #20 ColoradoContrails, Apr 2, 2023
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