Metal Thread

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  1. 1028

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    That is MISINFORMATION.
     
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    Looks like Dark Funeral need to stay away from the grim and frostbitten buffet line for a while.
     
  3. Now im all amped for seeing them in early feb
     
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    :smile: Ahriman can't lay off those Hades Cream Pies.
     
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    :rofl2: That's more than a little odd.

    And 1028 I just saw your sig :rofl:
     
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    :) Finally!! takes these clowns forever between albums


    the track listing for the new Type O Negative disc Dead Again,due out March 13, is as follows:

    1. Dead Again
    2. Tripping a Blind Man
    3. The Profits of Doom
    4. September Sun
    5. Halloween in Heaven (with Lycia's Tara VanFlower)
    6. These Three Things
    7. She Burned Me Down
    8. Some Stupid Tomorrow
    9. An Ode to Locksmiths
    10. Hail and Farewell to Britain

    For better or worse, the cover art is, yes, this:

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    Type O Negative is one band I've always found interesting but never really heard much of. What are some of their better songs typeO?
     
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    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    I like the whole first album,"SDH the best. After that some great songs are

    Christian Woman
    Suspended in Dusk
    Love you to death
    Wolf Moon
    Too late:Frozen
    Dream is Dead
    White Slavery
    Everyone I love is dead
     
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    Thanks I'll check them out tonight :up:
     
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    Hey guys, Im doing a research project for one of my music classes, partly dealing with the integration of jazz theory into metal. So Im hunting around for some jazz metal bands. So far, my list includes Death, Atheist, Cynic, Sleep Terror, Pestilence, Spastic Ink, Gordian Knot, and Liquid Tension Experiment. Does anyone have any other names they can add to my list to help me out? Thanks in advance
     
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    Seriously, I need to shut the fuck up.
     
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    Alarum's
    Eventuality is supposed to be a good jazz metal album in the style of Atheist. Other than that you might try some Quo Vadis though they might be more tech.
     
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    Anyone here listen to Belphegor? I saw they were listed as touring with Krisiun, and they have pretty good reviews from EM.
     
  17. Opeth has some definate jazz integration.
     
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    Roffles.

    Has anyone seen Slayer in the last 3 years? I know Tom's voice has dropped away but I still forked out for their Australian show. Hoping it will be good.
     
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    * THRASH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

    * HEAVY METAL
    The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

    * SPEED METAL
    Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

    * FOLK METAL
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave........ without the princess.

    * VIKING METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

    * GRINDCORE
    The protagonist arrives, screams something completely indecipherable for about 30 seconds, and then leaves.

    * DEATH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

    * GORE METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

    * DOOM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

    * PROGRESSIVE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

    * POWER METAL
    The protagonist arrives riding a majestic warhorse, slays the dragon with his magic long sword, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

    * GLAM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

    * INDUSTRIAL METAL
    The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gesture towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

    * NU METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

    * EMO
    The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

    * BLACK METAL
    The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
     
    #260 BadgerOnLSD, Feb 1, 2007
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