The Plan to win the Super Bowl in '23...

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  1. burf

    burf Well-Known Member

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    Periodically, I've read these posts from former Jets scout, Daniel Kelly. Most are him speaking of himself as a wondrous, all-seeing talent evaluator (amazing that no team employs such a scouting savant).
    Today's post is especially fascinating, as he guarantees a Jets Super Bowl victory next season, if the Jets would follow his plan. I especially 'like' one of his first proposals... "We will not have a punter on our roster."
    Treat yourself to Kelly's plan to make 2023 the year of the Jets!!!

    https://www.si.com/nfl/jets/news/fo...-new-york-jets-can-win-super-bowl-next-season
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    ColoradoContrails Well-Known Member

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    I especially like this:

    "LaFleur is where football is headed. "

    The last time we heard that about a HC we ended up with probably the worst HC in the Jets long history of bad coaches. If I wasn't sure that Keey is serious I'd say it was a great parody piece. I pray that no one with the Jets organization ever listens to a word this guy ever says.
     
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  3. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    I like how he talks about cap issues then recommends drafting an entirely new OL in the same draft. Brilliant foresight.
     
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    horsehead Well-Known Member

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    Can't tell if this parody or not..
    Enjoyable read, would see the movie.
     
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  5. Wut?

    Wut? Well-Known Member

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    It’s not about the playoffs….
     
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  6. burf

    burf Well-Known Member

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    It seems his only scouting gig was with the Jets. But he's a great name-dropper... check this out...

    https://firstroundmock.com/meet-scouting-director-daniel-kelly/
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  7. NY Jets68

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    Ah, well needed comedy relief.
    The boards were getting too serious.
     
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    If it wasn't so short I'd swear it was DWC.
     
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    "I was hired back when Bill Parcells was in the building and I cut my teeth in an environment where losing wasn't tolerated."

    Three guesses (but you'll only need one) why he hasn't been hired since and is offering his services free of charge. Perfect example of getting what you pay for.

    "We will not have a punter on our roster."

    No punter with an offense stuck in one gear: reverse? Can't be more delusional if you tried...
     
  10. ukjetsfan

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    Do people really have doubts over whether or not this is parody? Seriously?
     
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    burf Well-Known Member

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    I don't know which way you're suggesting from your post, but if you've ever read his stuff, he's serious.
     
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  12. Jets OG fan

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    This is satire right?

    I agree about drafting a center and tackle, but that's a childlike assessment of the team.

    Jets need more than Mike White and a good oline to win the championship.
     
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    Daniel Kelly makes me want to vomit.
     
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    I've got the only true plan for how the Jets win the Super Bowl next year.

    It's actually really simple.

    Woody buys the Kansas City Chiefs. Moves them to East Rutherford, renames them the Jets.
     
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    We ain’t winning a Super Bowl with saleh as the head coach mlf as a offensive coordinator and zack Wilson competing for a starting qb job. Plain and simple we’ll be lucky to make the playoffs
     
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    The New York Jets and Super Bowl in the same sentence…

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Br4d

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    I stopped reading at the comparison of White and Namath.

    I like White. I like his attitude and his grit. I like his willingness to stand in under pressure and also his ability to let the ball go as soon as he sees something.

    His arm is weak by NFL standards. It's not floater weak but it's also not capable of making the consistent deep throws that would open everything up underneath for him. There's a reason that he completes so many contested passes underneath - the defense does not respect his arm enough to play off the outside receivers.
     
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    So he's just a nut job?

    That's a shame. As a piece of parody I quite enjoyed it. As a serious plan it would be terrifying.
     
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    The only other option is substance abuse.
     
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  20. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    This is the result of Weed legalization in quite a few states. No punter... Man, that's some good shit he's smoking..
     
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