ZWilson needs all the help and inspiration he can get. May God have mercy on him if he starts his usual dumbfck QB'ing. The crowd will be Savage. I'm sure there's a MILF somewhere he can crawl into for comfort.
Mike White! Mike White! Mike White! Seriously I just want to win. Whether he throws 4 TDs or throws 4 INTs... Just win.
Orrrr, just chant louder and faster “Stop the steal!” If Beningo is to be believed, Mike White may be a victim of front office politics here.
Dang, just now realizing Zach looks a lot like Luke Skywalker. And Mike White a little like Han Solo. And Flacco like Jar Jar! Were gonna be all right folks.
Let's play Whack a Zack! Zack on Crack! (MILF crack lol!!!) Mike White got stabbed in the Zack!!! LOL too much fun...but back to the OPs point, if ZW looked up in the stands and saw a bunch of I LOVE ZACK!!! signs he'd probably play a lot better....
Zach “Porkins” Wilson. His (throwing motion and footwork) X-wing developed a mechanical problem early in the (season) battle, leaving him struggling to (play football) maneuver. Before Porkins or his (QB Coach) astromech could fix the problem, one of the (defensive ends) Death Star’s turbolasers zeroed in on the (quarterback) X-wing, (sacking him for a 20 yard loss ) incinerating it and killing Porkins instantly
Should be a real defense game plan for Aaron Glenn to come up with facing a real legend like Zach Wilson, probably no chance of them stacking the box stopping any chance of a running game, knowing dead eye Wilson couldn't hit the broad side of barn on his best day