Midgets and Massage Parlors

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I eat more roughage than a beaver. I welcome the challenger to the arena.
     
  2. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I mention the shower hose incident and 5 minutes later jonnyd shows up on the board, asian shower hoses must be like the bat signal to him.
     
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    I just buy milk of magnesia by the 55 gallon drum
     
  4. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    The government ruined pot by making it legal.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    A lot of places where it's legal, there's still huge black market activity because of it. You need a prescription card to get medical grade if you don't want to waste your money legally.

    Otherwise you are paying 80 bucks for an 8th of ditch weed that you could buy from a 12 year old in 1985 for 10 bucks.
     
  6. Acad23

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    Every strip mall in Los Angeles has a weed shop.


    And an armed guard out front...
     
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    The states I've lived/been to you can get the same weed as the people with medical cards, but yes one of the reasons there's still a black market is price.

    Another is the amount of plants one can grow. In MA for example, a household can grow 6 plants if there's 1 adult and 12 if there's 2. That's an ton of weed, anywhere from 20-30 ounces. If you are real good at it you can have 3-4 cycles a year.

    About a year ago I was given weed from my wife's step mom, I smoke 1-2 times at night and I still have over half the amount left. She literally had so much she was giving it away in enormous quantities. I highly anticipate the amount one can grow to be severely reduced in the long run.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    The recreational weed available in Maine is pretty top shelf. You need shit more potent than that you have issues.
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah but... Maine?
     
  10. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Is your wife’s stepmom friends with Zach Wilson’s mom by any chance?
     
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    Nah, too liberal
     
  12. Dierking

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    The way leaf should be
     
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    Nothing worse than midget abuse...:confused:
     
  15. Sundayjack

    Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ
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    Only the Japanese part. The problem is - with Japanese lesbians, there’s just about no telling what’s gonna happen next. Could be wonderful, but could also make me want to scoop my eyeballs out.

    Maybe I should give this a rethink.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Japan is like if they walled up a city for 100 years and the entire place went insane, then you got rid of the walls.

    If I ever hit Powerball, I'm moving there.
     
  17. The Waterboy

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    So I was scrolling my phone and came upon an ad for Groupon, the ad was something about father's day but the picture looked like a midget masseuse on a guy's back.

    I figured, let me check if there is a midget masseuse near me, and top search result took me right here.

    Ok, now to find my midget masseuse for father's day.
     
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    Here? TGG?

    Can't wait until the altitude challenged massage season starts.
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    TGG archives are a solid destination point for any variety of internet scavenger hunts of marginal depravity. I bet we confuse the crap out of anyone searching for the name Spivey. Don't get me started on Hornet.
     
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