I had a dream last night that we swept the AFC North and started 7-1. I never dream about the Jets anymore.
They were not tall. I mean they were Japanese women. Not exactly the tallest lesbians on the internet.
I would give him full credit, I don't see a world where a midget masseuse would be able to perform at a high level in the industry (no pun intended). No offense to little people but frankly the small fingers/hands logistically don't really seem like they could give an effective deep tissue. Not to mention the tables proximity to the floor would be disconcerting unless there were stairs that lead up to a standard table and even then the range of motion in the arms of the masseuse seems to suggest only half of the body could be worked on without the masseuse actually mounting the table itself causing an uncomfortable situation. I dunno but I tend to like the short Asian masseuse better but to each their own I suppose.
I had this super tiny (4’10) Asian girl give me a massage when i was living on the Upper East Side. This tiny girl was really getting in there. A strong, deep massage. I turned my head to the side and that girl was literally horizontal with her feet on the wall using every ounce of strength and leverage to get the job done.
Good for her, finding a way. She must have had an excellent core, I would be curious how she would do in a larger workspace.
Lol. I gave her a pretty big workspace. But no way she’s able to do that in a bigger room. I don’t thing she was tall enough to even reach those bars above the bed. It was a typical $50/hr joint you know if if you live in the city.
You've been hanging around the wrong midgets. Ever had someone massage your taint with the crown of their head?
Unfortunately that package was unavailable when I was in. Something about sciorias, didn't want to dig too deep into the explanation. It could ruin all future taint "crowning" procedures.
Hey so I was wondering, what is the significance of China no longer cooperating with the US on anti drug policies? Are they going to flood our country with opium? That would be cool.
That's cool until you are on a 3 day binge and then can't take a shit for a week, end up with a hand held shower hose up your ass giving yourself a homemade colon cleanse. Come to think of it, wasn't a poster from here in Asia somewhere when he ran into this problem and went to town with the shower hose. Guess we know what he was doing with his spare time there. Anything has to help though, this $50 a gram shit is crazy.
