It just happened guys

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  1. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    The football gods just gave me a light flick, gentlemen. I can feel it in my nuts. Can you? Football season is on the horizon. We are less than two weeks away from the first football game of the year. By the end of the weekend, we are less than three weeks away from Jets football.

    Are your nuts tingling? Can you see the first Wilson squared touchdown against those crab cake eating dipshits?
     
  2. JETFUEL1580

    JETFUEL1580 Well-Known Member

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    I like your enthusiasm friend. Nuts tingling aside I can't wait myself.
     
  3. Jedi mind tricks

    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Lotta nut talk in this thread....
     
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    REVISion Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was crabs but turns out it just means football is approaching.
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My handbags are quivering.
     
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  6. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Reach in and turn off the dildo...
     
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  7. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    I've come prepared.

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  8. NJJets

    NJJets Well-Known Member

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    This team has taught me one thing over the years- it’s to get excited when the team actually shows something to be excited about.
     
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  9. NYJetsO12

    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    Wait and see young man
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That thing is way too clean.
     
  11. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle 1992 Rookie of the Year

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    It’s just some indigestion

    take a few Tums and you’ll be back to enjoying your summer
     
  12. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Something is tingling but not sure what!
     
  13. Baumeister

    Baumeister Well-Known Member

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    Oh! Fuck! Yeah! Excited for what’s to come and can’t wait for the season.

    J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
     
  14. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    It’s probably just the gold bond you powdered up with this morning.
     
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  15. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    Not so much tingly nuts as it is a swollen yambag sensation.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It can't all be escarole
     
  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    It has been hot as a mother fucker for the last few days.
     
  18. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    It won't be by Week 2.
     
  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I live on the sun.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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