Blinded by the light, wrecked up like a douche another hummer in the night. And little early pearly came by anus curly whirly, may Goliath be crashed to the ground. Also courtesy of my friend Mark back in the day, hahaha. EDIT: See 'Summer in the City'.
Another Mark story. When we were 16 he had a hard crush on this girl, Sharon. For at least 2 months whenever she would pass by and say hi he would pull me off to the side between classes and say in this really deadpan voice, "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of, I'm afraid that I'm not sure of . . . " He was nervous to ask her out and didn't want to get shot down. Mark was an avid skier (no poles), and one day Sharon goes, "Can I borrow your jacket? I forgot my coat at home, I'll give it back to you tomorrow." It was really cold out and we were just about to get on the bus to come home from school. "Sure, Sharon." So after he hands her his ski jacket and she says thanks and goes to get on her bus he goes to me, "Her boobs are touching the inside of my ski jacket right now. That's probably as close as I'll ever get." Hahaha.
Technically, this doesn't really meet the criteria, but where else would you put this wheel of cheese:
Wheel of cheese it is. David Bowie (real name David Jones) changed his stage name to Bowie name because he didn't want to be associated with someone with the same name.
