If Hollywood made a movie of the 2021 Jets who would be the cast?

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Zach Wilson - Michael B. Jordan
     
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  2. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    If we’re being able 100% fair and equal. There’s no one that guy couldn’t play including George Washington.
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm not sure that Vacuous Frat Kid is within his range but I'll take your word for it.
     
  4. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    If you don’t see the resemblance when factoring in the headband, that’s your own problem.
     
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  5. GREG

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    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Zach and his merry band of Misfits!!

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    Jets have enough actors on the team pretending to be professional football players; they don't need anymore.
     
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    But...but they're soooo young. I mean, they only need 6 more years to grow up and learn fundamental football. lol
     
  9. IDFjet

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    Zach Wilson: Paul Reubans
    Robert Saleh: Omar Sharif
    Mike LaFleur: Macauley Caulkin
    Joe Flacco: Al Pacino
    Mekhi Becton: Harambe
    Elijah Moore: Sammy Davis Jr.
    James Morgan: Don Knotts
     
  10. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Love it other than Flacco. He’s not cool enough to be represented by Al P.
     
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    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    Jim Carrey and Jeff daniels have to be in there somewhere
     
  12. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Jeff Daniels range is unbelievable. Dumb & Dumber to broadway to the Looming Tower/American Rust. Damn.
     
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    Missy Elliott as Matt Amendola and Alex Kessman.
     
  14. BleedJetsGreen1981

    BleedJetsGreen1981 Well-Known Member

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    Woody Johnson – John Malkovich or Slugworth from Willy Wonka

    Zach Wilson – Timothee Chalamet

    Dan Feeney – Jonah Hill

    Quinnen Williams – John Boyega

    Elijah Moore – Idris Elba

    Joe Douglas – John Goodman
     
  15. RonPi

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    Robert Saleh - Mel Brooks
    Zach Wilson - Gene Wilder
    Jeff Ulbrich - Marty Feldman
    Braxton Berrios - Benny Hill
    Elijah Moore - Eddie Murphy
    Denzel Mims - Jaleel White
    Folorunso Fatukasi - Khigh Dhiegh
    Greg Van Roten - Rick Moranis

    Saleh to Ulbrich: What scheme do you want to defend with?
    Ulbrich: Too High.
    Saleh: Good, 2 high sounds right.
    Ulbrich: No, I'm too high to decide. (shifts hump) (etc etc etc)

    Ron
     
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