1st one: The man's shirt says "my balls itch" 2nd one: The guy is a puppeteer who needs to keep his mouth from moving while talking for the puppet. Now he's got a mask, his job is easy.
I was hoping @Brook! was the first to see @MoWilkBeast 's post and explain the joke to him. It would have been bizarro world.
Tomorrow is International Woman's Day - if you don't have one of your own, go out and rent one for an hour or two.