Only because I'm a traumatized Jets fan do I even consider that the Jets GM would NOT take a QB at #2, but I'm willing to lay odds.
We'll probably lose by 3 scores. The offense playing scared on 1st & 2nd down and then Sam being Sam on 3rd.
This game has to much that resembles football and not enough Gase firing. Can we please just end this abysmal season and get on to the firing of Gase!
Back in the mid-90's I took a generational dump. It was a few days after I had read a Jack Black interview in Spin magazine and he had mentioned drinking Metamucil to perfect the "one-wipe dump" and I was instantly intrigued , so I ran right out and bought some of the powdered stuff and started dosing, probably much more than the recommended amount. Days later, I started having these stomach cramps and realized I hadn't taken a shit in a while, but it seemed like it was working itself out so I was patient. When the day came, I don't think I was even able to squeeze out a tiny fart beforehand because things were so compacted down there. I sat down on the can with a magazine (possibly the same Spin issue?) and went to work. I think I probably spent 2 hours of sweating, laser-focused concentration, moaning and cursing, and more than once considered calling for help before I finally heard what sounded like an alligator crawling into a river and might have shed some tears in relief. I was shocked when I stood to view my accomplishment . Now, the length of the turd wasn't what I would a call "impressive", but the width certainly made up for it, as it was about the shape of a football, without exaggerating. And running 3/4s the length of my shit football was a bloody red racing stripe. Truly a generational turd.
Agreed man. As much as I feel he isn’t the future here, he’s genuinely a nice guy and an excellent teammate. I’ll always root for the best for him once he leaves
