Ice T ~ girl tried to kill me. funny funny funny track. Yo! I met this girl the other night Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits Said she came out lookin' for some fun Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one I said "Why?", she said I was fly Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die Said she wanted to take me home to make love Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?" She said, "All the above" This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick I knew that I would be dead soon This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one Yo, my pants were on, but so what? She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up Faster than I could say "No!" It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut I looked in her face... She sweated and she grinned with delight And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!" This girl had crazy plans for the night This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life Now whips ain't all that she had All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me! I'll do anything you ask!" And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits Man you shoulda seen that ass This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest She started pourin' baby oil on her chest And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme" Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten I knew my life would soon end Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife Yo... followed by Ian Dury~wake up and make luv wiv me:smile:
no its because i refuse to listen to songs with lyrics like these "Midnight looms, my eyes open The graveyard calls to me. An abscessed Eden of putrid bodies. Masturbating: as they rot with the creatures below. I intend to victimize the entombed. I won't stop 'till each body's been exhumed. Searching for newly dead to excavate. I'll display her rotting corpse in erotic state. Open the coffin, VOMIT! Spewing with excitement! I undress the bodies. Erotica unearthed. Morning dawns, relatives come to visit the deceased. Traumatized, their loved ones posed on their graves with their genitalia exposed. Memory of death instead of life forever remains." or "Trust the black inside and suffocate the light in me Throw the stones that kills the truth Deception must be absolute Rape the mind that will not die Its sharpest throes must multiply Dementia unresisted Psycosis of the mind Generation X termination The blind leading the blind Towards the end of the earth Sweat cyanide seduction Grown numb from the poison That guides mankind beyond all hopes of rebirth Tear further into violence And send forth the blade that slaughter each cell Stillbirth redemption Sterility dances to the rapturous sound of the knell Let fevers rage and ravage The deluded minds of all Surrender to atrocity And yeild by our fall Stigmata children Malady spawn Downward resolution The coming of dawn Sacrilege sanctity Pestilent seat Dominion emerging A world at their feet Infidel armies Viral release Consensual redeemers Penitence of disease Weavers of famine Starvation made whole Their sepulchres spreading Fulfilling their role Sickness overcomes us Past plagues ressurect Let firestorms rend their emerald cloakes Over a world that judgement provokes Assailing retribution The end of the line Prosperity goes under hatred divine Like bloody waves on shores alight A devil soils with black What´s white And as he treads to sow his sead He rides the earth of its scavanger breed The seas in rising tidal flow Its liquid curse on us bestow A killing force within us hide Breeding wrath World suicide Stillbirth redemption Sterility dances to the rapturous sound of the knell"
yeah 2 artist who make millions... unlike those bands who cant break out of the scene of lame clubs and vfw halls.