BRAND NEW JETS ANTHEM (first one in 5 years!)

That’s 2:40 of my life wasted. Vomit is coming. The only part worthwhile was J-E-T-S.

 

My wife is mad at me now because she heard me listening to the song and thinks I’m laughing at an autistic person.

 

I just checked. Yes, Lou Holtz is still alive. Probably the only thing worse than that song - meaning it's great - is Bob Dylan's entire Christmas album 'Christmas in the Heart'. Holyshitohmygod, 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing', me and my good buddy, Steve, much, much, shrieking to put it lightly. The only thing that's up there with it is William Shatner's album 'The Transformed Man', which, coincidentally, Steve owns and it also has 'Mr. Bojangles' on it. Well, Bob Dylan didn't write 'Mr. Bojangles', but he did do a shitty cover of that shitty, shitty, song. I've hated that POS song all of my life. I think that's the first time I flicked off WABC am as a kid on the beach (Jones Beach, of course). That and 'American Pie'. Son of a bitch, I HATE THAT SONG EVEN MORE.

What was this about again? Lou Holtz' Jets Fight Song. I meant the new Jets anthem. How come nobody is kneeling in protest?

 

A Patriots fan must have written this shit ... this is brutal.

 

I thought I stickied this while I was drunk last night. @Cman60 Boss I love you. Lol

 

Whoever wrote this anthem makes JB Smoove hold his beer.

 

Who would even want to put their name to this?

This is so bad words fail me, and believe me that doesn't happen very often

 

Could you imagine being trapped in a bar during a snow storm with the OP, Philly Staxx and Steve Stone on Open Mic Night?

 

I saw the video had 109 subscribers on youtube. Being there were 2 people involved making this I am guessing each has about 50 relatives a piece with their special ed teachers and counselors making up the other 9 subscribers.

 

What the fuuuuuuuuck is this? I think I have ear cancer now

 

tRASH

 

This will get likes on Facebook ..how much ya wanna bet

 

If by “likes” you mean “lawsuits for involuntary earslaughter” then sure.

 

Just pay Elton some Roylties and use "Benny and the Jets"...

Good idea?

Substitute game day Capt for "Benny"

 

Didn't we do that already? "Vinnie and the Jets".

 

Not my thing but I'm not going to crap all over someone's hard work. Music is subjective, some will like it, some won't.

 

The Jets deserve this anthem.

 

Why?

 

A steaming deuce atop a kale salad will get likes on Facebook. What's your point?

 

The real reason our nations were allies in WWII.